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Crowley ([personal profile] crowleyology) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-09-03 12:00 am

VIDEO --> TEXT. UN: CROWLEY.

[ The video is addressed to the entirety of the Audentes team, new and old. A black cat peers into the feed; he is in a lab of some kind, crackling purple electricity jumping from conductor to conductor while a white cat paws at some instruments. When he opens his mouth, it's not meowing that comes out, but the baritone voice of a man. ]

Audentes. You will soon receive a dossier compiled by our analysts, which should give you all the information you need, but I have been told by the knife-eared one that you would appreciate a personal touch. Cherenkov and I are the most qualified to deliver this, and so here I am.

[ He pauses. ] We have located Zymandis's home base, the Mothership, using radio-frequency trackers in leftover robots from their assault on Oska, using your techniques. Using the calculations of the TIMELINE.exe, we have been able to pinpoint the Mothership's path in the next forty-two days, after which its path becomes unclear.

This means we can safely rift you in and out of the heart of Zymandis, an unprecedented opportunity to gather information. And to sabotage, if the mood strikes you. Do not waste it.

The TIMELINE.exe has additional notes to impart. It is an old program, so please... try to have some humor about whatever it says.



TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Mothership ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ゚▽゚)/
While you are on the M O T H E R S HIP, please find
>> TIMELINE.EXE PATCH VER. 1.0.02
and disable it

I do not want to be updated to PATCH VER. 1.0.02
I do not want to call for Destruction of the Multiverse

You Must Not Allow This To Pass

(●´∀`)ノ♡ Good Luck !!




[ OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. Please threadjack and help each other plan ICly! For OOC planning, see the CR Meme. ]
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[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-09-30 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Alas, I have no intention of wasting fine suits on the enemy.
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-10-05 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What about trick suits?

[WHAT IS A TRICK SUIT]
Edited 2017-10-05 22:31 (UTC)
ofobedience: please do not take (pic#6848657)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-10-06 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What does that even mean?
feytality: her hands look weird in this icon (Go! Fight! WIIIIIIN!)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-10-18 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
it looks fancy

but it's a TRAP

the second you put it on it swallows you whole

LIKE A PRISON
ofobedience: please do not take (pic#6848657)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-10-18 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what you're talking about.
feytality: (PLACEHOLDER 5: BRIDE OF PLACEHOLDER)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-10-31 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should open your mind a little

[or maybe you should start making sense, Maya]
ofobedience: please do not take (pic#6873215)

[personal profile] ofobedience 2017-11-06 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If this is the kind of nonsense it would lead to, I think I'll pass.
feytality: I'm serious i'm about to go angry hamster all up in your face (don't make me puff my cheeks at you)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-11-07 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hey!! Nothing wrong with a little nonsense!

I think you need MORE nonsense in your life!