[VIDEO | un: hemlock]

[unholey]

[At this point, Audentes has firmly seized control of the bridge. The annoying message about how intruders will be neutralized has finally been turned off. The monsters have been slain and/or befriended. Getting the rest of the ship under control is still a work in progress. Everyone's got shit to do.

Which is what makes this video so odd. The feed flickers to ... well, okay, it's an impressively fancy view out into outer space. It's pretty cool. But it's also literally nothing?]

[This is where Fugo slides in. Or, well. Floats in. He appears from the left side of the frame, looking for all the world as if he's lounging on his side in thin air, propelled by nothing. There are somewhat worrying smears of blood on his labcoat--but other than a split lip and bruised knuckles, Fugo himself appears to be unhurt. It's probably fine. The floating would be weird, if the entire ship weren't currently experiencing a malfunction with its gravity.]

To whoever is on the bridge, fucking around with the ship's settings-- oh, shit. [He ... misjudged how long he had in the frame. Well, bye Fugo. There's an off-camera thump. Some more swearing. And then, after a brief pause, Fugo floats in from the right side of the frame, this time looking slightly more disheveled.] Whatever you did, undo it, zero gravity makes things more difficult for us than them at this point.

[Rather than floating off screen again, he twists in mid-air to a cross-legged position.]

And as long as we're here. I figure we've got the bridge, but where is everyone? How are capture slash containment options going, since we're seizing the ship rather than crashing it? If you got messed up in the fighting, now is probably a good time to connect with one of our healers.

Comments

[unholey]

I'll nevermind it temporarily, but I'd prefer an update at some point. For the record.

Secure-ish. I'm in the labs, making sure there aren't any more nasty surprises. I think most of the people working here have scattered to other parts of the ship.

[trueborn]

Of course. I'll be sure to let you know, once I do.

[ someone's stuck in the walls, i bet ]

I could try to make my way to you, if you need help. Did someone hit you?

[unholey]

What the hell do you think happened? Yeah, someone hit me. I hit him back. That sort of shit happens when you stage a coup. It's not even remotely serious, so don't even start.

If you're not in the middle of something more important, sure, I'd appreciate a second pair of eyes.

[trueborn]

The way you're floating around, I wouldn't have put it past you to have simply collided with something.

[ meangirllaugh.wav ]

Nothing could be more important in this moment than assisting you. Let me find my way from this


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it's a vent, i think

[unholey]

You have no proof I've collided with anything. [Fugo, there is literal video evidence of this happening.] I am in complete control of the situation.

Anyway. Three things.

1. Save the charm for someone who might actually care. Like the creeps who think destroying universes is the solution to the problem of entropy.

2. What ... are you doing in a vent?

3. How do you not know where you are???