text; un: bortz

[abortz]

[Bortz is not a chatty person. They aren't a particularly social person, and they aren't at all eager to make new "friends". But they'll submit to this sort of socialization with complete strangers to get information they need.]

Do animals have doctors?
If there is anyone in charge of fixing those of us who break then I need to know in advance rather than waiting until they're actually needed.

[There's a pause, and then they continue, almost begrudgingly.]

I also need to know if anything be done for you people if you're damaged.
If it comes up then there won't be time to figure it out in the moment. I won't waste time trying to help if there's no point.

[They don't care. They really don't, these organics mean nothing to them and frankly, expending effort on them when they have such short, limited lifespans to begin with seems pointless. But this is the job they've been given, and they'll do it right. If that means babysitting these fleshy people then so be it.]

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un: harmonia

[digiorno]

Yes they do, and yes it can. There are healers on the team who can assist anyone who's injured.

Do you have an injured animal or something?

[He's erroneously assuming here that Bortz is a robot . . .]

[abortz]

[Close enough...]

???
No, I'm not keeping any pets.
Who are the healers?

[digiorno]

There's no central list, although there should be. Need to make that happen. But: me, for starters, I can heal almost anything.

If you don't have an animal then why

[giovanna.exe is recalibrating . . .]

Oh, you meant animals as in Kingdom Animalia as opposed to vegetable or mineral, not the colloquial use.

text; un: eraserhead

[eyedrop]

[ Weird questions ... ]

yeah, they're called veterinarians. don't know if we have any on the team, though.

don't think there's anyone in charge of fixing, either, but i know first aid. i've seen people do a lot more than that, too. we're covered.

any reason you're worrying about it?

[abortz]

We just called ours a doctor back home.

[They're gonna end up calling a people doctor a veterinarian and it's your fault, Aizawa.]

I want to know for reference. It's inefficent to wait until a problem arises to figure these things out. I should find out in advance who to come to if something happens and if they're capable of fixing myself or any of you people.

[eyedrop]

that's for a person, yeah. there's a different term for animal doctors.

[ LORDE ... ]

i don't exactly have a list, but people seem to respond pretty quick over this thing.

text; un: alucard

[reposing]

A doctor is typically for sentient creatures, like humans. There are a few on this team, I believe. I am trained, to an extent.

Animals usually have veterinarians of some kind.

[abortz]

But they can be fixed, then.
Organic creatures.
I'd heard they could die.

[reposing]

All things die.
But organic creatures do not usually stay broken. There are techniques, through magic and science, to help them.

un: lucina

[tolight]

[ Since everyone else seems to have gotten the question answered — ]

Do you not have humans where you hail from?

[abortz]

No.
We have us, and the Lunarians. And birds and jellyfish and some bugs.
That's all that's left.

[tolight]

[ Wow and fantastic snail?!?! ]

You are a ... gem, is that correct? [ She's read some files, or two. ] What is a Lunarian, then? If it is not too much to ask.

voice; un: kyouken

[justbeingknife]

If someone's bleedin' all over the place, apply pressure to slow that shit down. But not enough to cut off blood supply to the rest of their body.

[abortz]

You mean if they're leaking?
Good to know.

[justbeingknife]

Yeah. After that, you can pick up any missing pieces if ya have time.

They'll thank you if they're reattachable.

un: sieglindesullivan // video

[grunehexe]

[after reading this she has so many questions but business before pleasure]

Master Bortz, I am a doctor. For all intents and purposes, anyway.

If you are in need of instruction on how to apply first aid, I could be of help. I also have a few supplies you could carry if you wished.

[abortz]

[tbh it's probably best to ask questions first because they're gonna start to pile up quick with this one.

But oh, hey. They know this girl. She was nice. Good to know she also makes herself useful.]

Can you fix inorganic beings? And do your supplies include paste?

un: altea

[juniberries]

[oh hello....familiar....person?? idk she probably caught their name eventually]

There are certainly those among us who are assigned as healers.

And although that is not my assigned role on this team, I may have the ability to help. Assuming the damage is not too great.

[abortz]

Can you fix inorganic material?

text; un: ginko

[tenthousandmiles]

what can be done depends on the nature of the damage and the extent of it
i'm not precisely a doctor [of the standard kind, anyway, but there's no need for mushishi here] but i could teach you some basics in first aid if you like

[abortz]

Do you mean how to take care of damaged humans? That could be useful.

TEXT. un: LOKIOFASGARD

[selfimage]

[ she's over here, sighing. ]

Assuming we're all mortals.
We are an ecclectic, multiversal group after all.

[abortz]

I am not mortal.

[Ugh. Mortality. Gross.]

text / un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

[most people have already taken care of the explaining but]

i can heal people and animals

idk about inorganic but i can try??? it's magic so it should work

[abortz]

Can you try now?

[Is that too abrupt? Oh well. They have an opportunity for it so hey, might as well look into it.]