dbag: ɪғ sᴋᴀɢs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ's ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ ᴅɪᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ, ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴀᴅ. (pic#10069626)
rhys, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch. ([personal profile] dbag) wrote in [community profile] futurology 2018-02-23 04:13 am (UTC)

Isn't the definition of a vampire that they aren't cool?!

—Haha. I mean, I guess they actually are cool, like, temperature-wise. Like, their skin? Because they're dead?

But they also kill people and drink their blood. Or so I hear. That's, like, a requirement of being one.

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