audio; un: alucard

[reposing]

[Sometime after the Escort Missions are completed, Alucard speaks up on the network, sounding weary.]

I loathe to ask this of any of you, though I respect any who wish to decline my request. If you accept, know that I am incredibly grateful for it.

I require a bit of blood, if you have it. I know not all of you do. I will not accept it from someone who is ill.

Should you wish an explanation, or have further questions, I will answer them. I am open to discussing on methods of bloodletting if you would consider to donate it to me.

Comments

[dbag]

Isn't the definition of a vampire that they aren't cool?!

—Haha. I mean, I guess they actually are cool, like, temperature-wise. Like, their skin? Because they're dead?

But they also kill people and drink their blood. Or so I hear. That's, like, a requirement of being one.

[pummelling]

Technically, you're not required to kill someone to drink their blood if they're a vampire. It's not like Alucard's asking to murder our teammates.

It's like a blood donation.

[dbag]

How do you know so much about vampires, huh.






Oh, my god, are you a vampire, too. I knew it! I mean, I didn't know it, but now that I know it, I knew it!

[pummelling]

...Yup. You got me, master detective: all those public knowledge facts about the vampires from my world totally gave me away.