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[grunehexe]

Greetings, all members of the Ophelia guild of Hathaway. It is I, Sieglinde Sullivan, the Green Witch.

I understand that there is likely much business you have to attend to now that we have returned to Headquarters, but I thought it best to extend the invitation to everyone in the interest of team cooperation.

I shall be hosting a small banquet in honor of my fourteenth birthday now that the snow moon has waned in my own world (if my calculations are correct). If you would care to join me in these celebrations, do feel free to visit my quarters tomorrow afternoon. Victuals and beverages shall be provided, and directions attached below.

Good day!

Comments

[abortz]

[holy shit.]

Is that why you're celebrating another year?

[grunehexe]

Indeed.

One should always celebrate one more year of mortality conquered.

It also serves to announce certain eligibility when one is younger and as of yet unattached.

[abortz]

"Unattached"?

[grunehexe]

Before I begin, how much do you know of human sexuality?

[abortz]

Nothing.

[And they generally like it that way, but. Sieg is kind of a friend and saying that seems too rude.]

[grunehexe]

How about the biological differences between male and female members of the species?

[abortz]

Females have those sacs on their chest.

[Well.]

Usually.

[They are talking to Sieg, after all. They're pretty sure she's female.]

[grunehexe]

[WOW RUDE SHES GROWING]

That is one difference, yes. Human females use those to nourish offspring, which they bear after successfully copulating with a male.

Many humans prefer to choose a single partner and then raise all their offspring together as a family unit.

[abortz]

[ughhhhh this all sounds like gross shit. they absolutely do not want additional details thanks.]

So you're looking for a male partner.

[grunehexe]

It does the additional duty of advertising ones availability, yes.

[abortz]

Is this invitation implicitly just for human males, then?

[grunehexe]

No, of course not.

Would you like to attend?

[abortz]

If you want me to.

[grunehexe]

Of course! It is said that the more participate the merrier a celebration is.

[abortz]

Then I'll make sure to attend.

[grunehexe]

Wonderful!