un: urahara | voice

[predomination]

Helloooo, Guild Ophelia~!

[Yep, it’s Urahara. Everyone’s favorite jackass, beaming at the camera in all his be-buckethatted glory] It looks like I perfected my latest project just in time. I call it-

[And here he holds up what looks like a tiny computer chip, as he speaks with a booming flourish:] Project Fey! Turn the Enemies Against One Another!

[If you’re embarrassed by him, trust me… you definitely should be. It’s a natural reaction]

It’s a specialty chip designed to attach to the cleaning robots that activates when they start up. If we plant these little doodads in government buildings, then we have a chance to spy on officials and find out information without endangering anyone else. We’ll be able to see if there’s any incriminating evidence we can leak to the masses to get the upper class to turn to our side as well.

Of course, it’s a really daunting task, and I couldn’t hope to do it all by myself, so if anyone feels up to being sneaky, we need people to get into places to put these chips in the cleaning robots, as well as a few hands on deck to make extra chips with Rost's help, and sift through the data. And fighters to protect all of our backs! Every little bit helps.

And you should all thank Maya-san for inspiring this~


[ooc: player plot is live! more information, including details and timeline, can be found here]

Comments

[predomination]

It isn't difficult at all! They're designed to just stick to the bottom.

[healstaffs]

[ Stick to the bottom.... ]

But how are you gonna see anything if they're on the bottom? Or are you just listening to whatever stuff they pick up?

[predomination]

If we stick them on the top, they risk being noticed and we'd only see the ceiling anyway. This way no one notices anything and we pick up all the conversations.

[healstaffs]

Ohh, okay. And you're going to be listening to them all from some room somewhere?

[ She crinkles her nose. ]

Won't there be a lot of them?

[predomination]

That's why I plan to stay behind at the base! The remaining Rost need to stay hidden so they'll be listening in, too. It'll be re~ally boring, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[Yes, just make it sound like you're SACRIFICING SO MUCH so you don't have to do a job you don't even want to do.]

[healstaffs]

[ Really boring....... ]

Do you need someone to keep you company if it's gonna be that boring?

[predomination]

[To be fair they do need extra people on audio duty, but at the same time..]

Are you sure you don't want to face all that danger and intrigue?

[healstaffs]

Well, I don't want you to be bored either! What if you come out and put chips on the robots with us and let someone else do the boring stuff?

[ This is clearly a Great Plan. ]

[predomination]

[but consider this?

no.]

That's a compelling offer, but, unfortunately, I think it's best if I stay to supervise in case something goes wrong.

[healstaffs]

[ :/ :/ :/

It's fine, she has a great back-up plan. ]

I guess someone does have to stay and supervise it all. [ Oh, oh— ] What if I send you lots of messages and pictures so you don't get bored?

[predomination]

That's very kind of you. If you can do it while still being sneaky, I'll be very impressed.

[It's cute how... kinda genuine that is. At least 80% genuine.]

[healstaffs]

[ 80%'s good enough, she'll take it.]

I'll do my best! [ At both things. ] As soon as all the chips are ready, just tell me and I promise I'll get as many as I can out there.

[predomination]

Ahh. It's so nice to see enthusiasm and excitement about the work from this lot. So many people are so grumpy and standoffish.

[healstaffs]

Maybe if they tried to be more excited about stuff, then they wouldn't be so grumpy about it. It's always better to look on the bright side of things.

[ Those are her wise words of wisdom to herself, anyway. ]

[predomination]

I think you have a point there. Perhaps your cheery disposition will rub off on some of them one day~