un: urahara | voice

[predomination]

Helloooo, Guild Ophelia~!

[Yep, it’s Urahara. Everyone’s favorite jackass, beaming at the camera in all his be-buckethatted glory] It looks like I perfected my latest project just in time. I call it-

[And here he holds up what looks like a tiny computer chip, as he speaks with a booming flourish:] Project Fey! Turn the Enemies Against One Another!

[If you’re embarrassed by him, trust me… you definitely should be. It’s a natural reaction]

It’s a specialty chip designed to attach to the cleaning robots that activates when they start up. If we plant these little doodads in government buildings, then we have a chance to spy on officials and find out information without endangering anyone else. We’ll be able to see if there’s any incriminating evidence we can leak to the masses to get the upper class to turn to our side as well.

Of course, it’s a really daunting task, and I couldn’t hope to do it all by myself, so if anyone feels up to being sneaky, we need people to get into places to put these chips in the cleaning robots, as well as a few hands on deck to make extra chips with Rost's help, and sift through the data. And fighters to protect all of our backs! Every little bit helps.

And you should all thank Maya-san for inspiring this~


[ooc: player plot is live! more information, including details and timeline, can be found here]

Comments

[feytality]

[ best teacher or best teacher? ] Well, I'd be equally amazing at both jobs!

[ no, she wouldn't. she's horrible at stealth. ]

But I guess I'd make a killer distraction, huh?

[predomination]

How good are you with animals?

[Urahara no.]

[feytality]

I love animals!! What kind, what kind?

[ maya no. ]

[predomination]

Weeell.... It seems like all the places we've scouted have guard dogs.

[feytality]

Literal guard dogs? Are they cute?

[ she should have brought her wolf. ]

[predomination]

All dogs can be cute if you're a dog person, I suppose, but some of them are robots.

[feytality]

You should reprogram them to work for us! Then I can give Marshy robosiblings!

[ she misses her direwolf. :( ]

[predomination]

Well, if you can get someone to bring one to me, I'd be glad to try...

[wouldn't it be easier to go himself and make robot attack dogs to keep the real dogs at bay?

nah.]

[feytality]

....


Why can't you do it?

[ you can't fool her urahara she knows you're op. ]

[predomination]

Because I'm not going along, of course! Someone needs to stay back and make sure everything goes smoothly from here.

[feytality]

I dunno, I think you and your lady puppet friend [ she means benihime ] would have a waaaay easier time fighting off the hounds than little old me.

[ the callout continues. ]

[predomination]

[oh my god you leave benihime out of this.]

Maya-saaan. [ah the sound of a grown man whining] She's a bit too... brash for something like this.

[Though you can't hear it, know that there's a HUFF OF PRINCESS INDIGNATION from somewhere in the back of his head.]

[feytality]

[ never. ]

That's not the word I'd use. I already came up with this whole operation [ well she had a vague idea that urahara used, same difference right] Pull your weight! And bring your red princess!

[predomination]

How about we compromise? I'll help break any prisoners out when we go to the secret jail? We're bound to be doing that eventually, right?

[feytality]

Get me a reprogrammed robo dog and I'll consider it.

[ apparently maya's calling the shots now. ]

[predomination]

Of course, Maya-san...

[It's cool. He's used to being bossed around by tiny ladies.]

[feytality]

Deal!

[ maya wins (??) again. ]