DECEMBER 6TH | VIDEO | UN: LOKI

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[ While the jailbreak ends and everyone goes back to their lives as fugitives, three (four, including another one on another important mission) gods have put it upon themselves to have a kidnapping. There's the familiar face of Michel, placed unceremoniously upright on a stump, a paper bag over his head supporting a cheesy looking inked smiley. Loki, stepping back like she's adjusting a camera, waves a hand toward him in a long, lackadaisical motion. Let no one say that Loki didn't have a flair for dramatics. ]

We've got it in the bag, or so the mortals say. Ah—shall we do introductions?

Everyone! I present the leader of the Order of the Chimera himself, Mister Michel, straight from the slammer. With circumstances as they are, we thought it best that he didn't make a further mess of things. On the more unfortunate side, that makes all of us super double traitors, both to the crown and the Order ... [ jazz hands!!! ] To the least, the history books will name us resourceful ones. ... you know, if they don't erase of us entirely. It has to be something about the job description ...

[ She's not alone, both Thor and Ahad stand behind her, the darkly cloaked Thunderer with his arms folded and Ahad fingering a cigarillo. Loki straightens the lapels of her jacket and gives a long glance back at the two of them. ]

He's been kind of enough to answer a few of our questions, but it's been—ah, less than enlightening.

[ Which is when Thor move forward, arms loosening though his gaze remains hard on Michel. Or at least, his paper bag. ]

He speaks of his gods as if in conference with them. If they find the schism between peoples here unnatural then have them present a solution that is not blotting out the sun and throwing the realm under their care into chaos. [ A growl rumbles in the back of his throat as he paces to one side. ] He could not send a message, as he said, unless he were first a messenger. I would meet with these gods, if they live elsewhere than his excuses.

[ And likely demand they guide their people if things are so dire. Or introduce their faces to Mjolnir, at this rate, instead of letting one of a pair of brothers lapse into magic-fueled madness … not that Thor is personally touched by any of this, no. ]

[ Meanwhile, Ahad simply sighs, remaining in his position in the background. There's one further practical consideration, which he means to address. ]

If there are any useful questions from the rest of you, we can attempt to pose them.


NOTE | There's Thor, Ahad and Loki. If you want one specifically, please let us know. Also, feel free to have seen them at the jailbreak! They got in > got Michel > teleported out, but the three of them were there briefly. If you have any questions, please feel free to PM me!! xoxox!

Comments

[dailydouble]

His brother.

[ He'll shake his head slightly, as if it say 'was that direct enough for you?' ]

[whereismypie]

Arthur. Yeah, I talked to him too. Doesn't make him 100% trustworthy, you know.

[ who has trust issues, no one has trust issues here. ]

[dailydouble]

He's not entirely unaware of our actions here.

[ Which is how Ahad finally arrived at the point, after taking quite a roundabout way. ]

[whereismypie]

[ holy crap, yes. roundabout doesn't even begin to qualify. being straightforward is so overrated, am i right?

(Dean still presses his lips in a tight line, rather unimpressed with Ahad's roundabout ways) ]

You coulda started with that, I'm just saying.

By "not entirely unaware", how involved are you saying this guy is?

[dailydouble]

We are trying to balance various requests.

[ If Ahad sounds a little frustrated by everything, that isn't an entirely false impression. ]

Aware enough that he is unlikely to stage a rescue attempt, at the moment.

[whereismypie]

... How many of you are involved in this? you saying you fellas are understaffed?

[ the foreboding sense of "just how poor of an idea has this been" intensifies. ]

Arthur's been in on this from the start? Oh sweet jesus, that's a relief, at least. [ as far as Dean's concerned, these guys seem to be playing with forces just too big for them to handle, prodding them into using said forces as retaliation just seems like a shitstorm waiting to happen.

look, he's paranoid about these things. ]

[dailydouble]

We are likely overstaffed. [ Three gods is a lot to deal with one misbehaving mortal. Ahad's actually feeling slightly less needed, after the initial kidnapping event. Even one of them alone could have likely handled it, but three was more secure.

Four, if you counted Glee off with Arthur. ]

[whereismypie]

[ damned mortals, am i right? always making life hard for you poor overpowered godly beings. ]

Okay. I mean, I was gonna offer my good interrogator skills if you needed 'em, but I'll trust you fellas are fine.

[dailydouble]

Should I ask what those skills entail?

[ This had better not be another offer to torture him. They already have too many of those. ]

[whereismypie]

[ what? god no, he wouldn't offer to torture anyone.

not that he couldn't, but damn. no. ]

Basic interrogation, you know.

[ he's actually pretty candid about it. ]

[dailydouble]

Apparently, we are attempting to either annoy or lecture him into giving up information.

[ Dean can fill in the blanks. ]

[whereismypie]

[ a long pause, followed by a snort. then another snort.

and then all-out chuckle, he's just picturing you guys dressed as schoolmistresses, lecturing an unruly boy while shaking a ruler at him. Dean has a slapstick comedy imagination that way. ]

Okay. Make sure he writes "I will not turn off the sun again" at least 500 times, to make sure he knows his actions have consequences, you know?

[dailydouble]

Whatever. Did you have anything other useful contributions?

[ he sounds very doubtful. ]

[whereismypie]

[ still chuckling quietly, very amused by himself. ]

I think that covers it.

[ he sobers up unexpectedly and says, quite serious: ]

Don't get yourselves killed.

[dailydouble]

We shall endeavor not to.

[whereismypie]

[ he nods. ]

If you ever need backup, just call ok.