Well, as much as I like drinking myself under the table, I'd say in that case you'll just have to give it to me in parts. Like a serial. ( yes, those awful ones that come in cheaply printed magazines, but it isn't meant mockingly. it can be a lovely thing, the dedication one puts in to see a story out to its end. in any case it's just nice to be affable with fellow colleagues. )

I see. ( a slight pause ) Is Huntsman your name? ( so far there have been people who've had some strange names and, in her experience, mostly given or family names used as a username. )