video | un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

Hi, guys! Okay, so, I got a present the other day, and it gave me an idea — a really good one, if I do say so myself — and I think— okay, I need to sort of introduce you to it a little bit first, just hang tight. How many of you have heard ooof... tabletop?

[ He holds up a big rule book; STRAP IN, FOLKS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRUNK IN HERE. ]

It's called 'Bunkers and Badasses' and it's a cool game for cool people, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. You pick the class you want to play in the party and their ability scores, and you go on an adventure and fight monsters and roll dice to see how successful you are! And, you know, I was thinking, it's not like there's a lot of fun stuff to do around here, and we're probably going to be here a while, sooo... anyone up for an exciting game of B&B? It has to be a small group so not everyone can play, but maybe if it goes well we can do it again sometime?

So, uh, let me know if you're interested, and. I... really hope someone is interested.

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[pummelling]

[he debates on actually being nice about it and participating like a good teammate, because really, it can't be that bad! but hahahahahaHAHAHAhaha nah]

Congrats, this is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen.

[dbag]

It's not NERDY, it's a FANTASY TABLETOP RPG UTILIZING INTERACTIVE STORYTELLING AND GROUP STRATEGY.

[pummelling]

sounds like something a nerd would say.

[dbag]

YOU sound like something a nerd would say.

[pummelling]

[it's true he's basically a boruto original character do not steal]

I almost feel too bad for you to make fun of you anymore. almost.

[dbag]

Why are you even here.

I mean, not HERE here, but. Here in the realm of cyberspace, think-typing to me right now. You know what, I think you're just mad because you know you'd suck at it.

[pummelling]

Uh huh. I could, but I seriously don't have time to beat you at your own dweeby game right now.

[construing]

Sounds like something someone who got his ass handed to him by a nerd would say.

[pummelling]

Yeah, that's not happening.

[construing]

I don't know, you sound awfully invested otherwise.

[pummelling]

Invested isn't the same is knowing I can beat a bunch of nerds at their own game.

[selfimage]

You certainly seem to know quite a bit about what nerds would say.

[pummelling]

In case you're trying to pull that "lady doth protest too much" crap? It's not gonna work.

[selfimage]

Then what would work?

[ he refrains from saying how that also kinda sounds nerdy, Jin ... ]

[pummelling]

[that's his secret: he is a nerd. just not this kind of nerd.]

You don't seriously expect me to play this stupid game.

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[moneyballer]

i've seen far nerdier, at least his hair looks good

[👌👌👌👌

he's gotchu, rhys]

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[pummelling]

[just this face. i mean more bruised and shit. but this face.]

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[moneyballer]

Holy shit, man.

[Jin turning on the feed has Asher reciprocate immediately, although he looks very different.

The black eye and fat lip are gone, as are the bags under his eyes. It appears that this douchenozzle has actually managed to get some sleep, and the help of a healer at that.]

You still look like that? Go to the friggin' hospital, or find one of those magical heal-y guys! Jesus.

Do you want me to refer you to somebody?

[pummelling]

Huh?

[Oh. Yeah. Jin gingerly rubs at the still-throbbing bump on the back of his head, expression sheepish. He's so used to just walking it off-- and so unaccustomed to asking for help without being totally obligated-- that the idea of seeking out a healer hadn't even crossed his mind.]

You never learn that the grosser the color, the more the bruises are healing? Anyway, we're talking about your geeky friend here, not me.

[moneyballer]

Geek or not, he's my friend. Lay off, alright? It sounds like he just wants to have some fun.

[There are worse things than being a geek.

Like being a murderer, or a coward.

Asher doesn't bother to hide his concern, and gives Jin a once-over from where he's at on the other side of the feed.]

How the hell can you just walk around like that? Get some help, god. I'm serious.

[pummelling]

...It is super nerdy, though. Admit it. [u didn't deny it dude he knows u kno]

And it's not that bad. Really.

[Jin actually looks a little taken aback that Asher's this concerned, seeing as he's walked off far worse more than once. I mean, it's not like he got full-on stabbed this time, or anything. Just cut up a little!! With a broken glass. Then smacked upside the head. And hit in the chest.]

Looks nasty, yeah, but that might be a plus in a place like this.

[dbag]

Uhhh thanks

I guess?

[ I MEAN you still basically called him nerdy... ]

[moneyballer]

can't say im down for ur

[what's a nicer word than "geekfest" or "loser convention"]

board game thing

but it looks like you'll be havin a lotta fun!!!! so

gg, my brotha

(ps, if ur plannin on bustin out the booze and maybe bonin sum chicks l8er, hmu)

un: fiona

[cachemoney]

Hahahaha

un: I CAN B UR DADDY (i always 4get its this)

[moneyballer]

???

um

can i help u? lmao