video | un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

Hi, guys! Okay, so, I got a present the other day, and it gave me an idea — a really good one, if I do say so myself — and I think— okay, I need to sort of introduce you to it a little bit first, just hang tight. How many of you have heard ooof... tabletop?

[ He holds up a big rule book; STRAP IN, FOLKS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRUNK IN HERE. ]

It's called 'Bunkers and Badasses' and it's a cool game for cool people, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. You pick the class you want to play in the party and their ability scores, and you go on an adventure and fight monsters and roll dice to see how successful you are! And, you know, I was thinking, it's not like there's a lot of fun stuff to do around here, and we're probably going to be here a while, sooo... anyone up for an exciting game of B&B? It has to be a small group so not everyone can play, but maybe if it goes well we can do it again sometime?

So, uh, let me know if you're interested, and. I... really hope someone is interested.

Comments

[dbag]

Uhhh thanks

I guess?

[ I MEAN you still basically called him nerdy... ]

[moneyballer]

can't say im down for ur

[what's a nicer word than "geekfest" or "loser convention"]

board game thing

but it looks like you'll be havin a lotta fun!!!! so

gg, my brotha

(ps, if ur plannin on bustin out the booze and maybe bonin sum chicks l8er, hmu)

un: fiona

[cachemoney]

Hahahaha

un: I CAN B UR DADDY (i always 4get its this)

[moneyballer]

???

um

can i help u? lmao

[cachemoney]

No, please, don't let me interrupt the booze and bonin date plans.

asHER NO

[moneyballer]

who says ur not invited? 😉

[fiona sounds like a girl's name (way 2 assume here, pal, way 2 b a dickboob)]

haha

[cachemoney]

[Well.... it is and she is, so good job??]

If you're buying, sure.

[moneyballer]

i mean, im down if u r

[down can also be read as: dtf]

but ya if ur feelin it like

idk

holla at me

[asher u r white]

[dbag]

Haha... no...

[ 🔪 🔪 🔪 ]

[cachemoney]

Was this a private party, I didn't know.

[dbag]

Yep, it's a private party, you can't go ever, sorry.

omg

[moneyballer]

[Asher's brow wrinkles in confusion on his end.]

did i miss sumthin

i thot u 2 were friends... right??? no

[cachemoney]

Apparently I'm not allowed to witness bro bonding. Bronding.

[moneyballer]

excluding a girl just bcuz she... well, has a vagoo?

that sounds kinda like a dick move 2 me, just sayin

[look at ur life

look at ur choices asher

u r one 2 talk]

[cachemoney]

Did you just say "vagoo"

1/2

[moneyballer]

[Ah, shit. There go his chances.]

2/2

[moneyballer]

[Regretfully, and after a long delay:]

...yes

[cachemoney]

[Oh my god... she almost doesn't want to ask, but she needs to. It Is Required.]

How old are you?

[moneyballer]

[he's preparing himself for the verbal assbeating he knows where this is going it's all good it's fine]

....25

[dbag]

We are, she just can't hang out with you. Us. She can't hang out with us. Ohhhh, too bad!!

[moneyballer]

do i sense some jealousy here or...

[dbag]

Haha you got me I just wanted to hang out with you one-on-one, what can I say, I'm bad at sharing!

[moneyballer]

[While anyone with eyes could probably tell that Rhys is lying, Asher wants very badly for those words to be true.

So he'll believe them.]

Oh.

[dbag]

[ SORRY BRO, it's sort of true at least?? ]

Yyyepppp so that's why. No further questions please.

[moneyballer]

[no its not u just want fiona 2 fuck u]

Okay, sure.

[Asher is hesitant on his end, mostly because he's not entirely sure that Rhys' is being honest with him.

That being said, if he were to find out about the other's feelings, he'd definitely stay out of his friend's way.]