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MTT ([personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-02-12 08:01 am

[Video | UN: METTATON]

Well, Audentes. Things have certainly taken a turn towards Sweeps Week, haven't they?

[Who's this stunningly handsome, yet unfortunately badly lit human...? Obviously, it's Mettaton, darlings, learn how to read. But wherever could he be with such hideous lighting?]

Riots, infected, and secrets, oh my... While we're out here doing our best to keep both the townspeople and ourselves safe, I thought it'd be a good time to share with the class what we might have found. And without having to play me for it!! Lucky you. [Wink.

The "camera" gets turned away from Mettaton (a crime, he knows), now clearly showing the inside of Woodhurst Watch HQ. Specifically, inside the head editor's room. He expertly pans it from the mess on the floor that the infected and townsfolk left in their rush to head out towards the top of the desk he's sitting at. On the desk, next to where he's perched his legs (you're welcome), are some scattered sheets of paper. He's focusing his communications jewelry on one in particular.]


"Local cancer patient attacks doctor during regularly scheduled chemotherapy appointment." How dramatic. But certainly interesting, isn't it? [He's audibly tapping his fingers on the desk, just out of frame.] Can't say I know entirely what to make of it, but I'm sure checking any records in the hospital would be a good start.

Also. [He turns his necklace back to himself.] Since I and, I'm only assuming, the rest of those inorganic among us aren't particularly interesting to those infected, we might prove ourselves useful when it comes to... Well. Anything. Can't be infected, won't even attract attention... [He puts a hand to his chest and sighs.] I never thought I'd find an audience I couldn't captivate. But! Here we are and the show must go on.

[Slightly more serious. It's obvious there are specific, less fortunate people on his mind.] If there's anyone out there that needs help, let me know. I'm no superhero, but...

...Why waste a talent when you have it?
cashlin: <user name=thebutt>, dns (pic#10535729)

video; un: LILITH

[personal profile] cashlin 2017-02-15 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fine, FINE, she's actually going to pay attention, but only 'cause she has nothing better to do but read the exposition.]

Soooooo.

Teal deer, [yeah she said it aloud] we've got a sewer alien making people wanna eat people with this viral brain infection? Freaky shit.
cashlin: <user name=yevon> (Bᴀʙʏ ᴘᴇɴᴇᴛʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ)

[personal profile] cashlin 2017-02-15 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to keep things nice an' simple.

[no you dont u maniac u are also Dramatique As All Hell]

What's the plan, then? Find the sewerthing and take it out, wait for the eggheads to figure out the cure?
cashlin: <user name=yevon> (Lᴏᴏᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ I'ᴍ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʟᴏɢʏ)

[personal profile] cashlin 2017-02-15 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Name's Lilith. Good guess, though.

[you're cute, but she doesn't know you, bud.]

Okay, great inspirer. If it helps get this mess over with, count me in for taking care of our new friend. I got dibs on any of the good junk it's stockpiled.

Does ALASTAIR give out bonuses if I kill it quick, you think?
cashlin: <user name=sweetfarthing site=insanejournal.com> (I ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴇʟʟ ᴍʏ sᴏᴜʟ ʟᴀsᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ)

[personal profile] cashlin 2017-02-15 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[The hyphenated pet name is acceptable enough, and the effect her presence has had on Mettaton's attitude is deeeefinitely appreciated, but most importantly--

oh my god, Lilith's gonna laugh at that. she's just gonna laugh.
]

You sure know how to keep a girl interested.

[you got her, man.]
cashlin: <user name=bungalows> (pic#11044009)

[personal profile] cashlin 2017-02-15 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. You know where to find me.

[SHE'S SO EXCITED FOR VIOLENCE.]
Edited (i can html) 2017-02-15 23:04 (UTC)