text; un: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Quick!!

There's only a day and a half left!

how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???

[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise or troll!]

Comments

audio; un: okami

[whatshimadayou]

I... asked them?

[heroforhobby]

Well did you say something special then, because I asked, too.

[whatshimadayou]

I addressed a few of them. Then I said: If you do not mind, may I pet you?

When they said yes, I sat down and let them come to me.

What have you been doing?

[heroforhobby]

All sorts of things!
But not those exact words.
I can try them...

[whatshimadayou]

I see.

Tell me what you said.

[heroforhobby]

You expect me to remember everything I've said the past couple of weeks?

[whatshimadayou]

Even an example would be good to know so I can tell you what you are doing wrong.

[heroforhobby]

Man, I dunno. Probably started with the classic here kitty kitty and tchtchtch sounds.

[whatshimadayou]

Perhaps treat them more like people than an animal, then.

[heroforhobby]

I know that now, that's why I said "started with"

[whatshimadayou]

And what did you end up with?

[heroforhobby]

What you just told me you said you said to them. Hold on, gonna try it.

Then about 7 minutes later

[heroforhobby]

He turned to run and hit me with its tail. I think on purpose.

[whatshimadayou]

Hm.

Unfortunate. Perhaps... they do not like you.

[heroforhobby]

How can a whole planet hate someone

[whatshimadayou]

Bad luck, Saitama.

You could try to endear yourself to them. Food, play. Perhaps not be so eager.

[heroforhobby]

Tried it tried it tried it

but there's still time