text; un: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Quick!!

There's only a day and a half left!

how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???

[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise or troll!]

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[iomnic]

Ignore them.

Okay it's Zenyatta, he'll Video back

[heroforhobby]

What? That's the opposite of the advice I need!

[iomnic]

It is what you need to do.

[heroforhobby]

Is this some weird zen lesson you're trying to teach me right now??

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

Have you tried asking them?

[iomnic]

[ ... ]

No.

[heroforhobby]

Of course! Do I sound like someone that wouldn't??

[Seeing as he hasn't asked every time...well...]

[heroforhobby]

Are you sure?

[iomnic]

Are you asking me if I am unsure if I am giving advice?

[heroforhobby]

Yes.

[What's your point, Zenyatta?]

[iomnic]

Then ignore me.

[heroforhobby]

Wait, what?

[Okay, now he's making a face like a confused puppy. Please explain, Zenyatta.]

[fourscores]

You sound like someone overly excited to invade the personal space of our hosts.

[heroforhobby]

I wouldn't sound like this if they didn't all snub me so much!

[Animals inexplicably don't like him, even when he's nice and saving them from rampaging monsters!]

[iomnic]

I have told you what you need to know, but I cannot help you if you do not trust me.

[heroforhobby]

[Wow, thanks for turning the guilt back on Saitama.]

I trust you fine. I just don't know what you mean. How does ignoring them help me?

[fourscores]

And you have considered that if you ask them and they say no, that perhaps they do not wish to be pet?

[heroforhobby]

I've learned that already, yeah.

[After a few cat shouts and almost being arrested...]

That's why I need some advice!

[iomnic]

Cats do not like attention in the way you want to give them attention. It seems desperate.

[ Honestly, you seem a little desperate, Saitama. ]

[heroforhobby]

There's been times I wasn't trying to pet them and they didn't come to me then, either.

[He is. He is desperate. It's a little sad, but being on a whole cat planet and cats disliking him here, too, is almost mind blowing.]

[fourscores]

Should you not just respect their wishes?

[heroforhobby]

well it's not like I'm trying to pet the same cats over and over again or anything *WEIRD* like that

[iomnic]

Did you look at them frequently?

[heroforhobby]

If I saw them, maybe? [Beat.] Cats like to avoid me, I guess.

[iomnic]

That may just be it. I am sorry, Saitama.