video; un: loki.2

[mistruths]

[ There's a brief beat of nothing before the image focuses on a goat with really big horns that appears to be...eating rubble. It is, in fact, taking large bites out of rocks and chewing it slowly as it stares at the camera (or the person holding the magitech) balefully.

and then the camera switches to Loki, though the goat is still visible in the background. It really is a very, very large goat. like, bear-sized goat. ]

Yes, good job, congratulations, and well done to all of us, I'm sure. And as our efforts to rebuild continue, I would like to point out that someone seems to have misplaced their, ah, pet. If this one is anything at all like the ones I was once familiar with, I would caution any and all who might come across it to take care.

[ As he speaks, the goat has wandered over, and is now trying to take a bite out of Loki's hair. ]

By the Nine.

[ Loki shoves it away, and the goat glares at him again, Loki glaring right back, before it belches out a small plume of fire. Luckily, there's nothing flammable in the immediate vicinity and it goes back to chewing grumpily on more stones. ]

Thor. Odinson. Come retrieve this ridiculous creature before I rend its flesh from its bones and enjoy it for dinner.

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video; un:odinson

[deemed]

[The surprise at seeing his goat alive and in the flesh is ameliorated by Toothgrinder immediately trying to eat Loki's hair.]

He likes you!

Re: video; un:odinson

[mistruths]

[ pinching the bridge of his nose with a siiigh ]

Do try to sound a little less charmed by the prospect, won't you?

[deemed]

You might be more honoured that a Lord among goats likes your hair.

[mistruths]

Perhaps the Lord among goats might be happier at his lord's side? That was an unsubtle hint, by the way.

[deemed]

So long as we run out of neither rubble nor hair, Toothgrinder will be content.

[mistruths]

You don't mean for me to keep watch over your charge, do you?

[deemed]

If you wish to. He's capable of tending to himself.

[He's not going to get lost, okay. He's a big goat.]

[mistruths]

Do you plan to let him roam?

[deemed]

Do you fear he'll nibble on your hair while you sleep?

[mistruths]

If I say yes, will you save me from th3 horror?

[deemed]

Are you a poor damsel in need of rescue, brother?

[mistruths]

Would you come if I said yes?

[deemed]

[do you need him to??????

Of course.

[mistruths]

[ Need or want... ]

Would you care to find a damsel in distress upon arrival?

[deemed]

It won't hasten my arrival any.

[what game are you playing, loki. honestly, it's bad enough the other does this. now you too?]

[mistruths]

Pity. I suppose I shall have to patiently wait.

[ as patiently as he can, anyway. Also he didn't say HE'd be said damsel... ]

[deemed]

[This is the sound of someone who does not believe that you could be patient for anything.]

That would indeed be a marvel.

[mistruths]

A marvel enough for you to come gawk and, at the same time, retrieve your pet, I hope?

[deemed]

Why does he upset you so? Does your own brother not have his own pair of hircine steeds?

[mistruths]

There are horses aplenty in Asgard. [ Which doesn't actually answer the question but anyway. ] And really, I'm more surprised you haven't come running the moment you saw him.

[deemed]

I've found nothing here that's likely to harm him. [shrug]

[mistruths]

How likely is he to hurt something here, though?

[deemed]

No more than the metal army which only recently tried to bring the castle down.

[mistruths]

It was driven away, though. Do you know none will try to do the same to your pet?

[deemed]

They will not now that you have made this helpful announcement revealing that he is mine.

[aw thanks bro]