video; un: loki.2

[mistruths]

[ There's a brief beat of nothing before the image focuses on a goat with really big horns that appears to be...eating rubble. It is, in fact, taking large bites out of rocks and chewing it slowly as it stares at the camera (or the person holding the magitech) balefully.

and then the camera switches to Loki, though the goat is still visible in the background. It really is a very, very large goat. like, bear-sized goat. ]

Yes, good job, congratulations, and well done to all of us, I'm sure. And as our efforts to rebuild continue, I would like to point out that someone seems to have misplaced their, ah, pet. If this one is anything at all like the ones I was once familiar with, I would caution any and all who might come across it to take care.

[ As he speaks, the goat has wandered over, and is now trying to take a bite out of Loki's hair. ]

By the Nine.

[ Loki shoves it away, and the goat glares at him again, Loki glaring right back, before it belches out a small plume of fire. Luckily, there's nothing flammable in the immediate vicinity and it goes back to chewing grumpily on more stones. ]

Thor. Odinson. Come retrieve this ridiculous creature before I rend its flesh from its bones and enjoy it for dinner.

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VIDEO. UN: LOKI.

[selfimage]

[ someone has your username, bruh. ]

Oh, I don't know—I think the beast is rather cute.

[ he points and twists his fingers. ]

That's how he makes friends!

Re: VIDEO. UN: LOKI.

[mistruths]

[ YES WE DID ESTABLISH THAT THE FIRST TIME YOU HIT HIM UP ON MAGITEK (nottalking) ]

Really. Would you care to take custody of it? I'm sure he wouldn't notice.

[selfimage]

Would that really be a good idea?

[ he tips his head from side to side slowly, keep his tone measured to draw out his words. ]

I think he's taken a liking to you, and I wouldn't want to see you two parted.

[mistruths]

Oh, no. Please. Part us.

[ pause ]

You're enjoying this, aren't you.

[ IT IS NOT ACTUALLY A QUESTION. ]

video: un: swan

[sheriffing]

I think I should caution you, too. Animals are far more welcome here than grumpy teammates.

[ because as annoying as that goat is, as the friend of a few wolves, Emma doesn't appreciate anyone attempting to stir up trouble.]

Re: video: un: swan

[mistruths]

[ HOW IS HE ATTEMPTING TO STIR UP TROUBLE :C ]

How lovely for him, then.

[sheriffing]

Maybe you use too much product.

[ maybe the goat is doing him a favor.]

[mistruths]

Perhaps. And perhaps the goat simply doesn't like me. Pity, that.

video; un:odinson

[deemed]

[The surprise at seeing his goat alive and in the flesh is ameliorated by Toothgrinder immediately trying to eat Loki's hair.]

He likes you!

Re: video; un:odinson

[mistruths]

[ pinching the bridge of his nose with a siiigh ]

Do try to sound a little less charmed by the prospect, won't you?

[deemed]

You might be more honoured that a Lord among goats likes your hair.

[mistruths]

Perhaps the Lord among goats might be happier at his lord's side? That was an unsubtle hint, by the way.

audio; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Someone's makin' a new friend.

Re: audio; un: cardmaster

[mistruths]

Friend is not quite the term I'd have chosen.

[fateality]

Seems friendly to me, at least with you.

[mistruths]

[ The camera pans back over to the goat (who is taking another big bite out of rubble) before back yet again to Loki who is looking v incredulous. ]

He tried to eat my hair. That is an odd definition of friendly.

video; un: beloved

[dailydouble]

Somehow, I doubt the threat will work on either party.

[ Video usually isn't Ahad's first choice, but there was the chance that the goat might attempt to once again chew on Loki... ]

Re: video; un: beloved

[mistruths]

[ WHy is everyone so mean. ]

I suppose they are, the both of them, too hard-headed for threats.

[dailydouble]

That, or they do not believe you would carry it out.

[ He'll pause for a moment, lips quirking in amusement. ] Rending its flesh from its bones does sound like a lot of work.

video; un. wanda

[scarletcast]

[ Wanda is eyeing the goat with a mixture of fascination and disgust. ]

What is that?

Re: video; un. wanda

[mistruths]

[ yes, same. ]

A goat of some sort.

video; un. wanda

[scarletcast]

Some sort.

[ She doesn't sound completely convinced, or maybe a little incredulous. Like Thor keeps this around willingly. ]

It is a common pet, or only him?

VIDEO | un: huntsman

[dishearten]

He looks the sort to give you indigestion, just to be spiteful, so I'd advise against that.

( been a long time, Loki! Loki the 2nd? is there any distinction between the two?

Graham, bless him, seems unreasonably charmed by this bear sized goat. someone please give him some taste. )

Re: VIDEO | un: huntsman

[mistruths]

[ That makes him laugh and he spreads his hands slightly in a shrug. ]

True enough. I certainly wouldn't put it past him, in any case. --You wouldn't care for another companion, would you?

[dishearten]

I am sure I'd enjoy one, but it's a matter of him picking me and not the other way around.

( sounds like he has a companion of his own, already. )

I've not seen you in some time. I hope Audentes isn't treating you too unkindly.