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futurology2015-12-29 11:48 pm
boneafide) wrote in futurology2015-12-29 11:48 pm
Video; un: coolskeleton95
[The video turns on, and it's… a skeleton in front of a mirror. Yes, he wanted to make sure everyone could see him for this. To those who haven't seen Papyrus before, well, he's dressed … rather particular, for a skeleton. Also, if one's paying attention to his clothes, they will also notice he has a golden belt buckle as well. That is uh... in the shape of his face. Yeah.]
Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!
And Sans.
I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:
HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!
That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!
[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]
But worry not, friends and future-friends!
I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.
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Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!
And Sans.
I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:
HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!
That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!
[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]
But worry not, friends and future-friends!
I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.
[ooc: feel free to threadjack other people/each other/whatever in this post!!]
video.
[ says the person who is easily impressed but shhhhhhhhhh ]
I wish I were as bold and brave as you!
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[ Papyrus practically screams. ]
I've never seen you in video-person before!! Wowie, magic-technology is amazing!
Well- you're in luck!! I know someone who's dream it is is to help most everyone's wishes come true! I'll let Undyne know right away you wish you were as bold and brave as me, and while you probably can't reach exactly those same levels, I am sure she will help you settle for best runner up!
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Oh — gosh, you're right! [ she was so distracted by her awe of you... she completely forgot to be surprised by the sight of him. ] It's nice to finally see you...! I can definitely see the resemblance, hehe.
[ hang on though what was that—? ]
Oh, but! D-Do you really think it's possible...? I mean, I'm such a mess...
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Also yes, my brother and I share a resemblance, but I was blessed with the brains, brawn, and the beauty.
And I wanted to say thank you for the present!! I have never had a music orb before!!
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Oh — I'm glad you enjoyed it, Papyrus! I was hoping you might.
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I love it!!!!!!
But okay!! You need to introduce yourself to everyone here! I already know who you are, but these other people might not!!
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N-Now? Oh no — I couldn't possibly..!
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Okay, you can practice on me before you go up to strangers! Go on, pretend you don't know who I am! Although I know it is difficult, since I am so memorable, and now, famous! But we're going to ROLEPLAY IT OUT!
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[ as in — acting? as in — performing? that... that olivia can definitely do!
and so, after a moment in which she'd taken in a deep breath to steel herself, she nods, tiny hands curled into fists. ]
Okay..! I can do this...!
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Hello, stranger! My name is Olivia! I am a dancer, but I can sing and act as well! Please don't be intimidated by my talent and beauty — I promise I am as kind and approachable as any regular person!
[ in her mind, all the little people are screaming yay, olivia! and marry me, olivia! it's very beautiful. ]
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This blows him away.
Papyrus takes a half-step back, placing his the back of his hand on his forehead, looking utterly defeated. ]
Oh no!!! Olivia!!! Your confidence is so striking!! I, a random stranger, am completely blown away by your self-assurance!!
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Oh, random stranger, you're too kind! But please don't feel you have to treat me differently, though I'm sure the urge is strong! I'm just like all of you!
Just prettier and more amazing. Hee.
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[To which Papyrus then stumbles back and onto his knees, lowering his hand to cover his eye sockets and holding a hand out as if to ward her off.]
Before I am drawn deeper into my love for you!!
[ Apparently, he's very into acting as well. Or maybe just being loud and showy. ]
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Oh Papyrus... You can certainly try.
[ she totally did just flick her hair over a shoulder. ]
Many have and failed~!
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[He turns to squint around the room.]
Coatrack!! Yes.
But I promise!!! That some day, you will adore me as I adore you!!!
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[ she breaks character for just a moment, hands coming up to cover her mouth over her error. her cheeks turn a little pink, but she is humbled by papyrus' easy save. ]
Oh, Coatrack... That sounds like a courageous vow. Pray, [ she straightens up again, taking on her airs, ] how might a lowly goblin such as yourself ever hope to get the attentions of someone as magnificent as me?
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I would... Um...
[ MAKE SPAGHETTI is the obvious answer- but it is an obviously PAPYRUS answer!! Which is not who he is right now! He is the lovestruck Coatrack goblin, trying to romance this lovely human girl in a world of forbidden romance between their two species!! If Mettaton were here, he'd know just what to say... ]
I can... make lasagna? No, no, I mean, I would ... write songs for you?
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Yes! That's what I would do! I would write songs for you to dance to! Clearly that would make us, not only perfect for each other romantically, but as a team!
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after a moment, she takes on her persona once more, smiling graciously as she comes closer. ]
Why, Coatrack... That sounds perfect.
[ because they're on video and not, you know, IN PERSON LIKE THIS SHOULD HAVE GONE DOWN, olivia can do nothing more than pucker up her lips and lean towards the screen on a loud muah!
after a pause, she drops her voice to a whisper and covers one side of her mouth with a hand. ]
I just kissed your forehead, by the way.
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That... That was... Uh!
[He's mighty red himself, at merely the thought of being kissed.]
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...That was a really good roleplay session!! Now you just need to be that confident, all the time!
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