Video; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

[The video turns on, and it's… a skeleton in front of a mirror. Yes, he wanted to make sure everyone could see him for this. To those who haven't seen Papyrus before, well, he's dressed … rather particular, for a skeleton. Also, if one's paying attention to his clothes, they will also notice he has a golden belt buckle as well. That is uh... in the shape of his face. Yeah.]

Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!

And Sans.

I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:

HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!

That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!

[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]

But worry not, friends and future-friends!

I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.

[ooc: feel free to threadjack other people/each other/whatever in this post!!]

Comments

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[humerous]

[Literally in the same room as him, and yet-]

lookin rad bro.
look over my way, i'm giving you a thumbs up.

video; username: baaaan

[perma_banned]

[There was a loud-ass whoop over from a local goblin tavern. Patrons jumped as Ban put one foot on the table.]

Hell yeah~! You been practicing, Papyrus~?!

[YEAH, HE'S DRUNK. WHAT ABOUT IT?]

video.

[winces]

Oh, Papyrus, that was so cool!

[ says the person who is easily impressed but shhhhhhhhhh ]

I wish I were as bold and brave as you!

video; [KINGOFHEROES]

[babbylon]

[Uh...

Uh...

UHHHHHHHHH...

Well, this sure is a Thing he's looking at here.]

What manner of meal, precisely?

[Not that he's hungry, but he's seem so inexplicably proud of it Gilgamesh feels obligated to ask.]

username: happybirthday

[adoube]

Are you 'dead' or 'alive'?

video; UN: red streak

[sanicspeed]

Hey, uh...Papyrus. Is this like one of those Ask Me Anythings popular people put up on Reddit all the time?

[Might as well rub in the ego a bit.]

[wright_idea]

[Considering what I know of his cooking skills, I'm a little scared of what this meal looks like right now.]

So, uh, is the "Great" part mandatory?

un: flowerpower

[showmeyourwreath]

Hello, Papyrus. What's the symbol on your cape mean?