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[boneafide]

[The video turns on, and it's… a skeleton in front of a mirror. Yes, he wanted to make sure everyone could see him for this. To those who haven't seen Papyrus before, well, he's dressed … rather particular, for a skeleton. Also, if one's paying attention to his clothes, they will also notice he has a golden belt buckle as well. That is uh... in the shape of his face. Yeah.]

Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!

And Sans.

I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:

HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!

That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!

[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]

But worry not, friends and future-friends!

I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.

[ooc: feel free to threadjack other people/each other/whatever in this post!!]

Comments

[sanicspeed]

You are The Great Papyrus. And I'm just little ol' me. Barry Allen. Not much too it.

[boneafide]

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!

Who knew getting famous just meant screaming into a piece of jewelry that's also a camera in the middle of the night??

Anyway, it's nice to meet you too, Barry Allen! As a newly made famous person, I will grant you the honor of being my first Fan!

[sanicspeed]

I'll take being first fan. It's better than being the second, which is pretty much saying you're the first loser.

So, uh...what do you do? Besides being a skeleton, that is?

[boneafide]

No, that's not right! As The Now Famous Papyrus, I decree that anyone who is a fan of me is never a loser! Unless we are ALL losers! Then it's okay to be one.

What do I do? Well... Right now, I'm working on being a master chef and making friends with everyone here! Once I'm perfect at those two things, I'm going to go back to training to be a Guardsman! Or something like that.

[sanicspeed]

A chef and a Guardsman? What don't you do?

[boneafide]

Tell bad jokes.

[sanicspeed]

That's really specific. Like...really specific.

[boneafide]

I feel the need to clarify, in the case you hear about a skeleton around here telling bad puns so that you don't mistake myself for him.

[sanicspeed]

Is it that hard to tell the difference between two skeletons?

[boneafide]

Not really!

[ But he's just covering his bases. ]

[sanicspeed]

Then try not to worry about it so much. Unless you're just trying to pull me into some kind of bad joke.

[boneafide]

THAT IS THE VERY OPPOSITE OF WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO!!

[sanicspeed]

I think I'm seeing what the problem is. You don't have a funny bone.

[Oop]

[boneafide]

[HE'S JUST STARING.]

[sanicspeed]

Okay, you've probably heard that about a thousand times already, I can get why you wouldn't smile.

[boneafide]

[ You know, ever since going to "the Surface," Papyrus has been trying to keep his voice a little less screechy, since it seems humans have much more sensitive ears.

But he isn't, right now.]

TRY A HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES.

[sanicspeed]

Alright, alright!

[Still having a giggle over here, m8.]

[boneafide]

[ Sighs. ]