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[boneafide]

[The video turns on, and it's… a skeleton in front of a mirror. Yes, he wanted to make sure everyone could see him for this. To those who haven't seen Papyrus before, well, he's dressed … rather particular, for a skeleton. Also, if one's paying attention to his clothes, they will also notice he has a golden belt buckle as well. That is uh... in the shape of his face. Yeah.]

Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!

And Sans.

I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:

HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!

That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!

[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]

But worry not, friends and future-friends!

I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.

[ooc: feel free to threadjack other people/each other/whatever in this post!!]

Comments

[boneafide]

IT'S PAPYRUS, ACTUALLY, LIKE I LITERALLY JUST SAID. HERE'S A TIP ON HOW TO REMEMBER IT: THINK OF THE WORD "HAPPY RAYS" OF SUNSHINE, TO REMIND YOURSELF OF MY SMILING FACE.

AND I AM DOING WELL!! HOW ARE YOU?

1/2

[adoube]

Tired.

I'm very tired.

[adoube]

Who tinkered to make you, Sack-of-Bones? （●´∀｀）ノ♡ (/∇＼*)｡o○♡

[boneafide]

I AM GETTING THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU ARE INTENTIONALLY NOT SAYING MY NAME.

NOBODY MADE ME. I THINK.

ALSO IF YOU'RE TIRED, YOU SHOULD REST. THAT'S HOW TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF WORKS.

[adoube]

That's because you're made of very very v e r y smart sack material!! The best textile.

Someone must have made you out of it.

[boneafide]

I AM NOT MADE OF ANY KIND OF SACK MATERIAL THOUGH. I MAY BE MADE OF BONES, BUT THERE IS SIMPLY NO SACK INVOLVED AT ALL!

[adoube]

Bones don't talk on their own!

[boneafide]

OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN! YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SO EARLIER.

I AM MADE OF MAGIC!!

[adoube]

Then, dogs are 'magic' eaters?

[boneafide]

MAYBE SOME OF THEM ARE?? I WOULDN'T RULE IT OUT.

[adoube]

Dogs eat bones.

You are sack-of-bones.

Your bones are 'magic'.

Conclusion: dogs eat 'magic'.

Y/N ???

[boneafide]

I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT LOGIC!! EXCEPT I AM STILL AGAINST THE USE OF THE WORD SACK.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmmmm........

If you keep opposing too much............ I'll set a d o g g i e on you (✿╹◡╹) （>∀<）

[boneafide]

OH, PLEASE DO. I MISS PETTING DOGS. I USED TO DO IT EVERY DAY!

1/2

[adoube]

[ Not as planned. ]

[adoube]

I see.




[ This is it, this is refined Guild strategy input. ]




[ This is fucking it. ]




[ CURSE YOU, SACK-OF-BONES. ]





[ AND APPARENTLY YOUR LITTLE DOGS TOO??? ]

[boneafide]

[Good luck trying to intimidate and/or insult Papyrus.

It just doesn't work.]

YES, SEVERAL OF MY COWORKERS WERE DOGS! I GIVE THEM BONES ALL THE TIME. SO YES, PLEASE, IF YOU SEE ANY DOGS, LET ME KNOW.

[adoube]

I don't know any dogs here.

Just a big cat.






[ if u can't beat them, pass them on. ]

[boneafide]

BIG CAT?

I GUESS A CAT IS FINE TOO.

WHERE IS IT?

[adoube]

It's with a s c a r y person (⊙ᗜ⊙) (´д｀、)

[boneafide]

LUCKY FOR BOTH OF US, I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYONE.

WHO IS IT?

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmm............. I forget.

Say-say... are there more sacks like you?

[boneafide]

OH. OKAY WELL IF YOU REMEMBER, LET ME KNOW!

THERE AREN'T ANY OTHER "SACKS" BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE, BUT I DO HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER! HIS NAME IS SANS.

[adoube]

"Sans." Sack-of-Bones and Sack-of-Sans. I like it ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ ((o(´∀｀)o))

[boneafide]

HE'D PROBABLY LIKE IT TOO.