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[boneafide]

[The video turns on, and it's… a skeleton in front of a mirror. Yes, he wanted to make sure everyone could see him for this. To those who haven't seen Papyrus before, well, he's dressed … rather particular, for a skeleton. Also, if one's paying attention to his clothes, they will also notice he has a golden belt buckle as well. That is uh... in the shape of his face. Yeah.]

Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!

And Sans.

I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:

HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!

That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!

[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]

But worry not, friends and future-friends!

I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.

[ooc: feel free to threadjack other people/each other/whatever in this post!!]

Comments

[boneafide]

Won't we not be able to read the pages if they've been destroyed by a spear?

[Because for some reason, the only time Papyrus ever says anything smart is when he's suggesting something against Undyne's usually even dumber idea.]

[aspearation]

Not with that attitude, we won't!

[ But she gives it a brief thought, at least. Never let it be said that she doesn't value his insights in her own weird way. ]

...I guess we couldn't use the pages again though. A random page it is!

[boneafide]

...Or!

[To compromise with her awful idea and his boring suggestion:]

We throw the pages into the air, throw the spears at them, and the ones we miss and don't destroy are the ones we learn!

[aspearation]

[ Oh man. Her face just lights up, and she laughs, clapping him on the back... a little harder than necessary, but she means well! ]

Yeah!! That's a great idea! I like the way you think. You want to go look for a cookbook?

[ Yes, right now. She's so eager to put her gloves and hat back on, she loves them that much. ]

[boneafide]

[He's used to it, but also not used to it enough he doesn't brace himself enough to not wind up having to take a half step forward to steady himself.]

Yes!! Let's go!!!!

[He's not doing anything else right now, anyway!]

[aspearation]

Then get your coat and lets go! ...do you even need a coat? Nevermind, let's go!

[ She's already halfway out the door before she's finished speaking, but even that's par for the course. Of course he doesn't need a jacket, duh, and it's time to get cookbook quest started. ]