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[With one hand stretched out and the other holding onto something mounted over his shoulder, Ban popped in on his own post. He looked somewhat dizzy, throwing himself to the side very suddenly. Landing on his feet, Ban looked as if he had just rolled off of the side of a horse--one belonging to an unconscious Masamune Date. Ban shifted the load on his shoulder before tossing him over the back of the horse. At that point, one would be able to see his face in the midst of being knocked out, slumped over the horse.

He looked as if he had been tossed in the dirt--which was pretty much what happened.]

Hey. [Ban gave Masamune's cheek a little smack. He gave him another one. He even settled for pinching his nose shut for a little. Nothing happened.]

Need some heeeelp~. I gave him a pat on the back and he got knocked out.

[Then, Ban lifted a bottle of liquor to his lips--one that apparently came out of nowhere--drinking it back for a few moments before returning to what he was saying.]

Someone wanna take a look at him? There's gotta be somebody who likes this guy~. So, hurry up before I start tryin' to treat him.

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[perma_banned]

[He didn't put much effort into reaching for Masamune--only really giving Gin and arch look when he backed up.

The look on his face was definitely one of suppressed anger. He didn't need a nostril flare to learn anymore than that.]

You're the type of guy who gets stupid when he gets angry, huh? I don't think either of us wants you wipin' my ass.

[naturallywavy]

You're the guy who got stupid when you got born, you moron.
_{[ ??? Not really sure how Ban was birthed but honestly doesn't want to think about it. ]}

It's a figure of speech. _{[ somehow— in Gintoki language. ]} It means fight. If that's what you want.
I don't have time to finish any kind of job you may want me to do, though.
_{[ gotta save party-kun.
Gintoki sidesteps, shifting past Ban if he is going to allow him to pass. ]}

[perma_banned]

[Ban's head swayed a little bit as he opened his hand and flexed his fingers. It was a shame that Masamune didn't have anything to drink on him.

He really did check.

After only a short amount of chatting with Gin, Ban felt a drink would have really improved the day.]

Jeez, I'd rather just not listen to you talk--

[Adding quickly, Ban carried a shrug in his voice.]

So, I'll bug the guy later~.

[naturallywavy]

The feeling is mutual, so why don't you eat glue next time so you can't even talk at all, you bastard. It'll do the world a favor.

<sub>[ —Like hell you will, he almost says. He doesn't know what this is all about, and maybe he shouldn't get involved but..
Masamune is really the only guy here he remotely gets along with. He kind of just.. gets involved when it comes to crap like this.
He remembers fighting with Ban and how difficult it was to "defeat" him, so to say, because Gintoki gathered that he really can't die. His desire to break into violence with him is less than when he was bothering Alice, but that doesn't mean Gintoki can't lose his temper and attack him in the future.

He picks up the pace, though, seeming to head for his scooter.

Maybe he'll remember the horse.. in a moment. ]</sub>

[perma_banned]

[There--that time, Ban understood what in the world Gintoki was talking about. He seemed to approve the sentiment, giving a light, yet thoughtful nod as it caused him much less confusion than before.

Though, by then, Gin was already hurrying. He cast one look over his shoulder towards Masamune--sneering and heading off in his own direction.]