video; username: baaaan

[perma_banned]

[With one hand stretched out and the other holding onto something mounted over his shoulder, Ban popped in on his own post. He looked somewhat dizzy, throwing himself to the side very suddenly. Landing on his feet, Ban looked as if he had just rolled off of the side of a horse--one belonging to an unconscious Masamune Date. Ban shifted the load on his shoulder before tossing him over the back of the horse. At that point, one would be able to see his face in the midst of being knocked out, slumped over the horse.

He looked as if he had been tossed in the dirt--which was pretty much what happened.]

Hey. [Ban gave Masamune's cheek a little smack. He gave him another one. He even settled for pinching his nose shut for a little. Nothing happened.]

Need some heeeelp~. I gave him a pat on the back and he got knocked out.

[Then, Ban lifted a bottle of liquor to his lips--one that apparently came out of nowhere--drinking it back for a few moments before returning to what he was saying.]

Someone wanna take a look at him? There's gotta be somebody who likes this guy~. So, hurry up before I start tryin' to treat him.

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video; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

Ban, he looks a little deadish.

[ Says the fucking skeleton. ]

[perma_banned]

[Ban looked from the jewel to Masamune--back and forth, several times.]

Maybe a little.

[boneafide]

Now, I'm not one to advocate for laziness! But I think he might need a nap... Not on a horse.

[perma_banned]

[For once, Ban had actually taken someone's comfort into consideration--]

There's just rocks, here.

[He added--]

And, dirt~. I dunno if he'd like either.

action,,,, if this is okay...

[naturallywavy]

_{[ He doesn't really bother to respond to this message, but what he does do is take a ride on his scooter and try and locate where this is happening to the best of his ability.
In any case, who knows, maybe Masamune is conscious now— maybe he isn't. Gintoki makes his presence known by foot, parking just a small distance away, keeping his bokuto in his belt for the time being. ]}

Hey. _{[ His voice is nonchalant as ever, looking unimpressed. ]}

A sorry dog like you doesn't deserve to sit his filthy ass on such a person's horse. Don't do that again.

_{[ He doesn't know what happened, but something about this just made him mad. ]}

nods and dies...

[perma_banned]

[His gaze wavered just a bit. Ban, looking Gintoki over, didn't wear any sense of familiarity about him. He was looking into his jewel just a moment ago to send a message to somebody.

When Gintoki appeared, wearing his anger with subtlety, Ban lifted a brow in curiosity.

He didn't recognize him from back then.]

Who the hell're you?

[naturallywavy]

A drifter that makes friends with idiots.

<sub>[ Gintoki pays Ban not much mind, gaze fixated on Masamune as he strides up to him, walking past Ban so he can examine him further. As long as Ban allows him, Gintoki will press his ear to Masamune's chest, listening for a heartbeat as his fingers trail along to find a pulse.

He's hoping it's just from drinking, but knowing what he knows about Ban, he doesn't know what to expect. ]</sub>

[perma_banned]

Ah? [Ban watched as Gintoki strode past him to look over Masamune. Having already done a few basic checks, Ban didn't mind if the guy messed with him a little. Instead he lifted his bottle of liquor one more time and began tipping it back with a bit more enthusiasm. One had to keep the party going, after all--]

I gave 'im a smack on the shoulder and he fell asleep~. I saw him fight before, so I thought he'd be a little tougher.

[The bottle was shot--so, Ban held it aloft, a few idle drops falling down onto his tongue.]

video (un: olivia)

[winces]

M-Mr. Masamune?!

[ no no no this is not a welcome sight at all. of course, her mind doesn't automatically assume the worst — she doesn't know ban, and nothing of his demeanor or appearance seems to suggest to her that he should be anything to be wary of, at least not quite yet — but she does take in the alcohol and the uncertainty, and while olivia is by no means a healer, she still has some of her concoction left to make use of.

which explains the hasty way in which she responds to this broadcast. ]

Please tell me where you are, I can come help—!

[perma_banned]

Ahhhn~? [Curious enough, Olivia's reaction was handy for Ban, in a way. He looked over Masamune, giving his cheek a few more gentle slaps.]

Oh, so that's his name~. I thought it was Master Money~.

[winces]

[ olivia has a moment to feel a bit guilty — she hopes masamune hadn't intended to keep his name a secret from this man, and she'd gone and ruined it — but she's quick to remember herself. ]

P-Please, [ she says again, with a firmer tone this time, ] weren't you just asking for help? I'm offering — please accept it!

[perma_banned]

I wasn't sayin' no~.

[He added, very abruptly--]

What're you, a squirrel? C'mooon, focus, lady~.

We're north, towards the woods~.

[Since there was only one major forest within the barrier--it would figure to be a fairly lazy, yet sensible direction to go in.]

video; username: adlantisag

[adlantisag]

[ There's more than one 'somebody who likes this guy'--and as Kida takes in the video she can't help a flare of consternation. She's not too worried for Masamune, to be honest. She's seen him tough out worse. ]

How hard did you 'pat him on the back'?

[perma_banned]

[Ban was busy looking on sadly towards a nearly empty bottle of liquor. He needed a new supply and fast--]

How hard? Well--

He went flyin' across the field, actually. Thought he could take it...

[adlantisag]

[ Well that's a little alarming. ]

His back is not broken, is it...?

[perma_banned]

[Ban, without hesitation, reached over to pinch Masamune's leg--earning a twitch.]

Nope.

Video, UN: sieglindesullivan

[grunehexe]

Cease your manhandling of him at once. Will you take responsibility for damaging him further?

[Commands the... Obvious (ticked off) child...]

[perma_banned]

[Ban looked to be perplexed--

If only because of her name. He was staring at the username, wondering how in the world it was supposed to mean anything.]

Ahhh? Shut it, brat~. What the hell's your name supposed to be?

[grunehexe]

Sieglinde Sullivan is my name- Lord of Wolfsschlucht, and the Green Witch- if a drunkard can remember that.

[someone doesn't appreciate "brat"...]

username: happybirthday

[adoube]

Don't k i l l crew...... it's in the guidelines...........

video; username: baaaan

[perma_banned]

Weeeeeell~...

He ain't dead--yet, anyway.

[It was, honestly, the most neutral response Ban had gotten yet.

So, there was no need to tease.]

My bet is he's just nauseous and bruised up a bit. Couuurse, at a glance, there ain't a soul who's gonna take an easy-going evaluation like thaaaat~.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

Are you trying to look guilty? ［●＿●］ （￣￣ロ￣￣；；）

username: weapon_stories

[of_her_own_accord]

[Looks like A2. That bandage on her cheek makes her the most identifiable.]

I see somebody's never learned the concept of "be gentle." He IS still alive, right?

[perma_banned]

[Oh god, it's JangoBoba Fett.

Ban was wondering whether or not there were the clones of Accord there or if it was just that his vision was blurry.

It was both.]

He's breathin'... ladies?

[of_her_own_accord]

You DO know that one can breathe and still functionally be dead, right?