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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

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[adoube]

[ Oh, no, no no no, don't fall for this, don't fall for this, don't —







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What kind of engine......................

[babbylon]

It is powered by an array of solar crystals, with a mercury-based fueling system.

[Uh-oh. Gilgamesh's starting to smell easy prey. Run while you still can, Dio.]

If you desire a glimpse of my beloved Vimana, I could arrange it. For a price.

1/this is terrible.

[adoube]

No.

[adoube]

Terms?

[adoube]

What are they?

[adoube]

No.

[adoube]

Maybe.

done/that was still terrible

[adoube]

What are they?

ilu

[babbylon]

[What a flighty thing. It has Gilgamesh chuckling.]

Let us just say you would me a favor. To be fulfilled at some as of yet undetermined point in the future.

this is like dangling opium

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................... no.

also I can type wow *owe me

[babbylon]

So you didn't want to go for a ride?

[He's got your number, Dio. Don't even front.]

no, you can't type. confirmed.

[adoube]

Cost >>>>> gain.

Can't afford you!!

[babbylon]

Certainly so. I suppose it is a lost cause, then.

[adoube]

Lower your price c(＞ω＜)ゞ ヾ(´ε｀*)ゝ

[babbylon]

To what, exactly?

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmm............... hand over your ship and........... I'll keep you alive for a while!

Maybe...

[babbylon]

...are you threatening me?

[He's not even mad, really. Just incredibly unimpressed.]

[adoube]

That's the r e v e r s e of a threat...

A threat is: 'I WILL STEAL YOUR SHIP!!!'

[babbylon]

Would that be before or after I cut off your hands for trying?

[adoube]

I won't harpoon your ship. I don't h a v e a harpoon!

And I don't want it o(･´д･｀o)))三(((o´･д｀･)o

This is why I said I wouldn't play with you today! You take this lightly. I am not taking it lightly. We are not evenly matched today!!

[babbylon]

Doubtful that we are evenly matched on any other day, either.

As you were, mongrel.

[adoube]

G r u m p y.

Are you lonely when no one plays with you?

[babbylon]

No.

[Maybe. Possibly. Yes. Definitely.]

[adoube]

'I'm sorry'.

[babbylon]

That pretty ribbon in your hair... I'd accept that instead.