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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

Comments

[perma_banned]

[Ban didn't know a thing about science, but he was told once that many plants grew tall to be closer to the sun. He wondered if it would be possible if there was no way for them to see the sun or feel its heat.

Or--could they?

He frowned inwardly.]

Do you have any seeds?

[adoube]

....................I'm a p i l o t !!!!




[ Agriculture be leik, no. ]

[perma_banned]

The hell is a ... pilot?

[He nailed the phonetics easily enough, but Ban was still clueless.]

first time he is serious in this game, pls feel honoured, ban

[adoube]

A pilot is the director of an aircraft.

An aircraft is a vehicle that travels low to medium sky altitudes.

Do you follow?

ban's too drunk to appreciate this... can he still have the medal...?

[perma_banned]

[One hand came up to his chin in faux understanding.]

A vehicle like... a cart, right? It flies?

no, ban. no.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmm... like a b o x !

With aluminium wings...............

give it to him he's a WAR HERO

[perma_banned]

[Ban would have to wrap his mind around engines, none the less propulsion mechanics that weren't wheels or throwing things.]

So, like a box bird. Wouldn't it just be easier to learn magic to fly?

war heroes = dime a dozen >(

[adoube]

No.

'Magic' isn't knowable.

what about tree fiddy heroes

[perma_banned]

[There was a squint on his part.]

...Is that a word?

sale season tbh

[adoube]

Just get my sunflower ( ￣^￣)尸 ﾍ(￣ ￣;ﾍ)

he's seriously considering selling dio for some wine

[perma_banned]

[There was a twitch at his brow.]

I already made an offer and you turned it doooown~. Get some seeds and we'll talk.

..................you do that, ban, and the tree gets it.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmm....

Why are you useless??

fine what if he sold him for a second dio

[perma_banned]

Mostly 'cause I'm lazy and not really invested in what you want~.

jfc you boozer get out leave guild children aloooooooone

[adoube]

'Please.'

gdit don't give him those eyes... even if he can't see them

[perma_banned]

Gimme a good reason.

actually, these are the puppy eyes

[adoube]

You have it wrong.

You're supposed to do what people ask after 'please'.

oh god that poor puppy

[perma_banned]

[There was some squinting on Ban's part.]

Do I seem like a good-mannered fellow to you?

[adoube]

You seem r a b i d.

[perma_banned]

Just abouuuut~. You catch on quick, fella.

[adoube]

It's because I'm 'adorable' (•ˇ‿ˇ•)-→ (*˙︶˙*)☆*°

[perma_banned]

[Ban had to tilt his head--as if it would have helped, with the magical interface he was 'seeing'.]

The hell is all that crap you just wrote?

Also, how would I know if you're adorable?

[adoube]

Cute lines!!

You would s e n s e it.

[perma_banned]

Maybe ♪. Course, right now, I can't sense a thiiiing. I was never much of a reader before, after all.

[He added--]

'Cause, you're just woooords, right now.