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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

Comments

[hideyourself]

what are you going to use for fuel? there's nothing substantial around here that'd get you off the ground! not for more than five minutes at extremely low altitude, at least!

[adoube]

Biofuel, liar.

[hideyourself]

yeah? then prove me wrong, happie.

[adoube]

Why would you want someone so 'adorable' to fail??? ( ‘́⌣’̀)/(˘̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)

[hideyourself]

adorable, huh...

maybe from a certain vantage point...

2/2 whoops

[hideyourself]

why do you keep taking my encouragements with an ulterior motive? :( you'll get a lot of wrinkles if you stay that paranoid.

[adoube]

'Wrinkles'?

[hideyourself]

an affliction of 'age' as well as despair and happiness.

so, yeah, wrinkles, most frequently in this world found on the goblins.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmmmm...........

Do you often assume you'll live long enough to have 'wrinkles'?

[hideyourself]

whoa, that's quite the question... and here we were talking about you, haps.

[and not about how you'd kill for a working aircraft ... or so Hide thought.]

most people are born with wrinkles. the heartfelt sort and otherwise, anyway.

your hands have got them, haven't they?

[adoube]

[ Is this the philosophical time for staring at one's hands in existential wonder................ ]


I don't know.

[hideyourself]

[hm... that sounds silly, let's not.]

you may want to get your eyes checked...

or maybe you're a cyborg? or lack hands? sorry, man! that must be inconvenient around here.

[adoube]

Do your hands have many 'wrinkles'?

[hideyourself]

my hands have just the right number of wrinkles for my 'age' and disposition!

[adoube]

How old are you?? (๑´ㅂ`๑) ・:*(〃∇〃 )*:・

[hideyourself]

2 dog years. :D i've got time.

how long have you been in operation, haps?

[adoube]

'Dog year'...?

[hideyourself]

yep, 2 dog years. it's less than a cat, but greater than a goldfish.

[adoube]

How long is it?

tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me

[hideyourself]

by what standards? i don't know how long you're meant to last, haps, morbid a thought as it is!

but i guess... a little prelude:

see, the dog ages faster in its youth and slower at its end, but either way, it's best to start with a (living) dog.

[adoube]

Do you kill dogs often??? ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡

[hideyourself]

??

[lets that sit for a minute because really, kid... really...! what a brat.]

only as often as i've flown. which, if you'll remember, is never.

[adoube]

Don't start killing dogs...

I'll take you flying!!

[hideyourself]

i was more worried about you finding a dead one and trying to guess its age...

but is that a promise? should you be making promises--?

[adoube]

Someone has to stop the dog killer............