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futurology2016-01-24 07:20 pm
ricksybusiness) wrote in futurology2016-01-24 07:20 pm
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!IMPORTANT! video; username: 82736775
[The video is from everyone's favorite camera-shy mad scientist, 82736775. This time, he's not even present in a carefully-framed way; he appears to just be using his jewellery as a Go-Pro.
The view is a large machine in the middle of the woods. It's crudely constructed, with loud, grinding gears and exhaust tubes belching smoke. There are three figures scurrying about -- Dipper, Shiki, and Hide, for those of you who would recognize them -- pulling levers and turning cranks and struggling to hear each other over the machine's groaning. Jars of fairy goop hang off the thing like lanterns in a coal mine.]
Listen uuuup, bitcheesss!
[The view jerks, then readjusts as the sky comes into focus.]
Thanks to my genius and everybody else's scrappy, can-do attitude, we're about to make scientific history. By which I mean w-we're about to blow this bullshit away.
[His hand enters the frame. He is flipping off the sky.]
Engage Operation: Fuck You, Magic!
[The frame stays centered on the sky, though the machine's groaning reaches almost deafening levels. Above the cacophony, there's a high-pitched whining: something is warming up. All over Chantes, the ground shakes.
Then bright green fills the screen and everything is so loud that it's almost silent. Those of you who are at a distance may see a gigantic green beam shooting into the sky just before everything turns bright white for a few long seconds.
And suddenly, there is light. Stars. Two moons. The sky is back.
82736775 is laughing maniacally. He swings the frame around to the giant machine, which has blasted wide open: smoking panels have fallen to the ground, exposing frayed wires. His assistants are also on the ground, looking dazed.]
Suck my dick, Narnia! Haha, yeah!
Now let's figure out what to do and get the hell off this rock! Team science, ouuuut!
[ ooc. IMPORTANT! the sun is now returned. from this point on, there are normal day-night cycles in chantes! be aware there are two moons, and the sun rises in the west. use this post to discuss what to do now! threadjacking encouraged. thank you to my fellow players and our modteam for making this plot so successful! i love you all.
UPDATE! check this thread for conversation on a peaceful option. ]
The view is a large machine in the middle of the woods. It's crudely constructed, with loud, grinding gears and exhaust tubes belching smoke. There are three figures scurrying about -- Dipper, Shiki, and Hide, for those of you who would recognize them -- pulling levers and turning cranks and struggling to hear each other over the machine's groaning. Jars of fairy goop hang off the thing like lanterns in a coal mine.]
Listen uuuup, bitcheesss!
[The view jerks, then readjusts as the sky comes into focus.]
Thanks to my genius and everybody else's scrappy, can-do attitude, we're about to make scientific history. By which I mean w-we're about to blow this bullshit away.
[His hand enters the frame. He is flipping off the sky.]
Engage Operation: Fuck You, Magic!
[The frame stays centered on the sky, though the machine's groaning reaches almost deafening levels. Above the cacophony, there's a high-pitched whining: something is warming up. All over Chantes, the ground shakes.
Then bright green fills the screen and everything is so loud that it's almost silent. Those of you who are at a distance may see a gigantic green beam shooting into the sky just before everything turns bright white for a few long seconds.
And suddenly, there is light. Stars. Two moons. The sky is back.
82736775 is laughing maniacally. He swings the frame around to the giant machine, which has blasted wide open: smoking panels have fallen to the ground, exposing frayed wires. His assistants are also on the ground, looking dazed.]
Suck my dick, Narnia! Haha, yeah!
Now let's figure out what to do and get the hell off this rock! Team science, ouuuut!
[ ooc. IMPORTANT! the sun is now returned. from this point on, there are normal day-night cycles in chantes! be aware there are two moons, and the sun rises in the west. use this post to discuss what to do now! threadjacking encouraged. thank you to my fellow players and our modteam for making this plot so successful! i love you all.
UPDATE! check this thread for conversation on a peaceful option. ]
LMAO
[rin thinks that sounds enough like the handle a serial murderer would go by. especially one speaking about survival rates and pancakes in the same breath.]
Re: LMAO
You want a strategic estimate...
I want pancakes...
[ ARE YOU CONNECTING THE DOTS YET, TOHSAKA. ]
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... So that's how you're doing this. I see. You're the one who wants a bribe.
I can buy you pancakes. I haven't eaten in a long time, myself. But you better make it worth it.
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Eat more. You can o w e me.......
What do you want to know?? One question... too boring to think about more!
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[this totally includes not eating breakfast everyday, although everyone should?]
What would you do to maximize the survival rate to its highest extent, while also ensuring peace?
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You're fat, then... may I roll you around?? (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ＠ ヾ(￣ー￣ヾ)
Give them something to fear more than they fear each other. It's too late for anything else. They need to 'overcome a common threat' together. After they've experienced the benefits of a duress alliance, they'll be more open to 'common gain.'
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If you're suggesting we deliberately cause trouble, I don't think that's a very wise choice at all.
1/2
I am saying they need an enemy.
I'm sorry, bruh
So, please don't eat it!!
no never be sorry