futurology | !IMPORTANT! video; username: 82736775

[The video is from everyone's favorite camera-shy mad scientist, 82736775. This time, he's not even present in a carefully-framed way; he appears to just be using his jewellery as a Go-Pro.

The view is a large machine in the middle of the woods. It's crudely constructed, with loud, grinding gears and exhaust tubes belching smoke. There are three figures scurrying about -- Dipper, Shiki, and Hide, for those of you who would recognize them -- pulling levers and turning cranks and struggling to hear each other over the machine's groaning. Jars of fairy goop hang off the thing like lanterns in a coal mine.]

Listen uuuup, bitcheesss!

[The view jerks, then readjusts as the sky comes into focus.]

Thanks to my genius and everybody else's scrappy, can-do attitude, we're about to make scientific history. By which I mean w-we're about to blow this bullshit away.

[His hand enters the frame. He is flipping off the sky.]

Engage Operation: Fuck You, Magic!

[The frame stays centered on the sky, though the machine's groaning reaches almost deafening levels. Above the cacophony, there's a high-pitched whining: something is warming up. All over Chantes, the ground shakes.

Then bright green fills the screen and everything is so loud that it's almost silent. Those of you who are at a distance may see a gigantic green beam shooting into the sky just before everything turns bright white for a few long seconds.

And suddenly, there is light. Stars. Two moons. The sky is back.

82736775 is laughing maniacally. He swings the frame around to the giant machine, which has blasted wide open: smoking panels have fallen to the ground, exposing frayed wires. His assistants are also on the ground, looking dazed.]

Suck my dick, Narnia! Haha, yeah!

Now let's figure out what to do and get the hell off this rock! Team science, ouuuut!

[ ooc. IMPORTANT! the sun is now returned. from this point on, there are normal day-night cycles in chantes! be aware there are two moons, and the sun rises in the west. use this post to discuss what to do now! threadjacking encouraged. thank you to my fellow players and our modteam for making this plot so successful! i love you all.

UPDATE! check this thread for conversation on a peaceful option. ]

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Anybody could easily forgive you if you barter with cake and cute mittens.
Looks like you just got that kinda charm.

[w-wow, gin-san. she's blushing...]

You think I have charm—?

Yeah.
In an awkward schoolgirl, dating SIM kinda way.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not "awkward" at all.

I dunno. Going from scolding to blushing in the same few seconds is pretty awkward.
Is that part of it? The tsundere curse, I mean.

Y-You keep going on about this "tsundere" thing!

You're even denying you're a tsundere.
That's how tsundere you are.

You can't do that, though. That's the rule. The only thing you're not allowed to deny.

[well, she's not technically denying it...]

No one has ever called me a tsundere in my life [at least to her face], until you came around.

The people you have met in your life must be dumb, then.

You can't just say something like that.

[but it's gintoki, and he's five, so he will.]

You're... something, too, you know. Not exactly a "tsundere", but something.

You're a parody.

Aaah? A parody?
What you're looking at is pure, organiz, natural Gin-san. Even my hair is natural. I don't get it permed.

Ah, but my series is a gag series if you caught onto that.

Your—your what?

My series. It's a parody series.
Makes sense you would call me something like that. I'm one of a kind though.
Pretty sure I've ranked high on the JUMP popularity poll several times, too, for best main character.

"JUMP"...? [rin says the word awkwardly, like it doesn't really fit in her mouth.] I think that's... a magazine or something, isn't it? That that sleazeball reads...

[her life is so hard.]

It's the only reading material worth reading. You're busy looking at magazines filled with ARASHI and dating tips, I'm reading the very grown-up book about the many virtues in life..

Such as friendship! Effort! and victory!
Don't waste your life on the pointless things like boy-bands and panties— learn something from Shounen JUMP!

[right...]

Quit bothering me with your panty fixation.

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