ricksybusiness: (does this count as a back of head icon)
Rick "СОЛЕНЬЯ" Sanchez ([personal profile] ricksybusiness) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-01-24 07:20 pm

!IMPORTANT! video; username: 82736775

[The video is from everyone's favorite camera-shy mad scientist, 82736775. This time, he's not even present in a carefully-framed way; he appears to just be using his jewellery as a Go-Pro.

The view is a large machine in the middle of the woods. It's crudely constructed, with loud, grinding gears and exhaust tubes belching smoke. There are three figures scurrying about -- Dipper, Shiki, and Hide, for those of you who would recognize them -- pulling levers and turning cranks and struggling to hear each other over the machine's groaning. Jars of fairy goop hang off the thing like lanterns in a coal mine.]


Listen uuuup, bitcheesss!

[The view jerks, then readjusts as the sky comes into focus.]

Thanks to my genius and everybody else's scrappy, can-do attitude, we're about to make scientific history. By which I mean w-we're about to blow this bullshit away.

[His hand enters the frame. He is flipping off the sky.]

Engage Operation: Fuck You, Magic!

[The frame stays centered on the sky, though the machine's groaning reaches almost deafening levels. Above the cacophony, there's a high-pitched whining: something is warming up. All over Chantes, the ground shakes.

Then bright green fills the screen and everything is so loud that it's almost silent. Those of you who are at a distance may see a gigantic green beam shooting into the sky just before everything turns bright white for a few long seconds.

And suddenly, there is light. Stars. Two moons. The sky is back.

82736775 is laughing maniacally. He swings the frame around to the giant machine, which has blasted wide open: smoking panels have fallen to the ground, exposing frayed wires. His assistants are also on the ground, looking dazed.]


Suck my dick, Narnia! Haha, yeah!

Now let's figure out what to do and get the hell off this rock! Team science, ouuuut!

[ ooc. IMPORTANT! the sun is now returned. from this point on, there are normal day-night cycles in chantes! be aware there are two moons, and the sun rises in the west. use this post to discuss what to do now! threadjacking encouraged. thank you to my fellow players and our modteam for making this plot so successful! i love you all.

UPDATE! check this thread for conversation on a peaceful option. ]
headlining: (the clock's tickin')

[personal profile] headlining 2016-02-10 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well, finding one would help. Don't know if anything would have that, though, bit it's good to keep in mind.

Other than that, maybe a tutor would help? Just having someone go over it with you could be beneficial.
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[personal profile] adlantisag 2016-02-10 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
My tutors are many.

[ She's been lucky--there's no shortage of people willing to help. Even ALASTAIR itself has given her aid in her endeavour. ]

Are you volunteering, Keats?
headlining: (needs his own theme music)

[personal profile] headlining 2016-02-10 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I, uh...well, if you wanted to read my articles, you'd need to learn how to read, right?

[That's a "yes, possibly" in Keatsspeak.]
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[personal profile] adlantisag 2016-02-10 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I do know! It is just.

[ A pause. Telling. ]

Slow.