FORWARD DATED TO THE 30TH. VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ standing amid the outer rim of the forest are two (possibly) familiar looking godlings. the one with the long hair is smoking a cigarette and pointedly ignoring the events transpiring in front of him, while the younger one clad ostentatiously in green enamel scales and a golden diadem seems to be giving the stink eye to an innocent looking pigeon.

the dark haired green one shakes his finger, flicking away some dried blood. ]

Ah—do we declare a state of emergency? [ he drawls with a sigh, bright green eyes fixing back on the camera. ] Before the I told you sos begin, we're missing one very volatile halfling mage. It seems that he's consorting with demons and the like.

Please return him if you see him, and try not to kill him.

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[selfimage]

[ he's rolling his eyes, then there's a puff and he tries to swat the pigeon from sitting on his shoulder. ] Shoo ...

Just what it sounds like.

[wardance]

I get your pride just got trampled on and it's about the same as getting your dick crushed in terms of humiliation but speaking straight would make this a lot more helpful for everyone rather than making me ask my questions differently and specifically three more times, don't you think?

Did he tell you that or did you see a demon or what. I lost interest in this case a while ago but demons still sounds like a new piece of information.

[selfimage]

[ there's a dubious, almost exasperated glance at him. he doesn't like being told how he's feeling. ]

If you lost interest then I can't see what's holding your interest now.

[ #fussface ]

[wardance]

[ squinting a little at the video feed in response over here. ] demons. [ remember?? How did you forget already!!! ]

[selfimage]

[ BECAUSE HE'S HARD TO DEAL WITH. ]

Why, again?

[wardance]

[ and because he's actually twelve-years-old: ]

Your face.

[selfimage]

Your ass.

[ TAKE THAT. ]

[wardance]

Your dick.

[ seatbelts recommended???? ]

[selfimage]

[ hotly: ] And you're killing my boner.

[ what does this even mean. ]

[wardance]

Ain't that a shame because I was just looking so forward to stepping on it.

[ do they even know what it means. Do they care. ]

[selfimage]

Do you usually ruin things for yourself?

[ where's the burn cream. ]

[wardance]

[ wow!! ] what can I say, sometimes I get a little carried away and scare the more timid [ Definitely might as well have just said pussies or something. ] opportunities in life off.