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VIDEO; UN: COOLSKELETON95

Hello, everyone!

[And to those who have yet to see a talking, walking skeleton, here you go.]

I wanted to first say good job to everyone who helped the villagers to safety! And also thank you to those who helped protect everyone! Everyone really did their best out there, and I think ALASTAIR will be very proud of us! I know I am. Hopefully now there can be attempts for real peace between the humans and the goblins!

[Although he doesn't agree exactly on the way everything went down, there's no point in bringing that up when he's trying to congratulate everyone.]

I do have another thing I wanted to ask, though.

[He rubs subconsciously at his wrist, and continues.]

I haven't heard from Koltira at all. I've tried calling him a few times, but he isn't answering his phone. So if anyone has seen him in the past few days, please let me know! I am worried about him.

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[For once, he doesn't text when Papyrus is within talking distance. Sans is probably off somewhere when he sees this, and figures he should at least chime in.]

just remember what we talked about.
ok?

[He won't stop him, just...

Be careful.]

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YES, YES, I REMEMBER. DON'T TRY AND HUG THE VIOLENT ELF.

attaboy

THANKS, MOM.

sheesh.
someone's cranky.
looks like you've been skipping out on sleeping again, huh buddy?

YES, BUT I'VE BEEN VERY BUSY, AND MY WRIST STILL HURTS, I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO COOK MUCH LATELY, SO I THINK I CAN BE A LITTLE BIT CRANKY!!

...OKAY, MAYBE I DO NEED A NAP.

what was that about your wrist?

[you didn't...lie to him, did you?]

[ FUCK. ]

[ HE'S FUCKED. ]

[ HE'S THE NEW MAYOR OF FUCKEDUPVILLE. ]

IT GOT... HURT?

did he do it to you?

ACCIDENTALLY!!!!!

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What happened?

let's just say that if i hadn't gone out of my way to buy papyrus a real suit of armour...
i'd be sans a brother right now.

That's not something to make jokes about. Cut it out.

[...]

i know.
sorry.

it's not like i'm taking this lightly.
the guy tore a hole in his armour. i know for a fact papyrus wouldn't have survived an attack like that.
but i know he isn't going to let up on this, either.
he would've kept looking for him if i hadn't talked him out of it.

[it's fine. for rin's part, she's almost too direct when it comes to serious matters like these.]

Maybe I can try talking to him.

We could always send Archer to search for Koltira. [does he notice how she wouldn't mind "looking" for koltira, either]

Papyrus needs to understand it's dangerous, right now. I would have been a goner, too, if I wasn't lucky at the last minute.

i'll be frank with you.
you can send him along to find the guy, but to me, it's only incentive to keep papyrus from getting himself killed...
that if he knew someone was handling it, maybe he'd take it easy.
cause at this point, whatever happens to this koltira guy...isn't really my concern.

that said, you can try talking to papyrus if you want.
but i've known him his whole life.
it's easier said than done.

I know, I know. You're the macho big brother. You'll destroy Koltira because he almost killed Papyrus. You can save all the "ooh, I'm scary and unsettling" talk for someone else you want to impress. That's exactly why I suggested it. Archer is far more capable than Papyrus, even he should be able to recognize that.

I'd talk to him even without your permission.

[lmfao well

You know

He'll roll with it, whatever.]

macho big brother, huh?
yeah, that's me alright.
maybe after this conversation i'll shove some nerds into some lockers.
dunk some heads in toilets.

seriously, though.
i think i made it clear before...his safety's my top priority.
so you'll have to put up with my scary, impressive self a little while longer, kiddo.

that being said, i wasn't trying to dissuade you.
if it turns out you're better at convincing him than me, i'd be nothing but grateful.

[sans is actually still a little freaky, to rin...]

So it's settled, then. I'll speak to Papyrus.

What did Koltira do to him? Was breaking his armor the extent of it?