VIDEO; UN: COOLSKELETON95

[boneafide]

Hello, everyone!

[And to those who have yet to see a talking, walking skeleton, here you go.]

I wanted to first say good job to everyone who helped the villagers to safety! And also thank you to those who helped protect everyone! Everyone really did their best out there, and I think ALASTAIR will be very proud of us! I know I am. Hopefully now there can be attempts for real peace between the humans and the goblins!

[Although he doesn't agree exactly on the way everything went down, there's no point in bringing that up when he's trying to congratulate everyone.]

I do have another thing I wanted to ask, though.

[He rubs subconsciously at his wrist, and continues.]

I haven't heard from Koltira at all. I've tried calling him a few times, but he isn't answering his phone. So if anyone has seen him in the past few days, please let me know! I am worried about him.

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[boneafide]

Oh.

[He gets a little quieter. ]

... I don't think anyone had to die. I think... we could have done something different. I wish we could have saved Arthur's brother.

But feeling regret over this isn't going to help. We just have to do better next time.

[sanicspeed]

No, it's not going to help. But it might give me some incentive to to better the next time we're in this kind of situation, you know?

Still, thanks for listening to that. Some people would have just called me a wimp or something.

[boneafide]

[And with that off his chest, he feels a bit better, actually.]

If regret motivates you, then sure! Feel as much regret as you need to!

You're welcome!! Why would I call you a wimp for talking about your feelings?? Everyone's got those!

[sanicspeed]

[Barry is already the kind of regret. Please.]

Some people like to be tough and macho, you know?

[boneafide]

Oh, I know exactly what you mean. That's how my best friend Undyne is! I mean, she is really tough!! But she also get embarrassed when we talk about cute things.

[sanicspeed]

Those kind of people actually exist?

[boneafide]

Yes. You can't tell her I said any of this though!!

[sanicspeed]

Let me give you a human tip. Intentionally embarrassing people is asking for a bad time. So you won't catch me doing that at all.

[boneafide]

Good! Nyeh heh heh!!

Because I think she'd probably try to fight you for her honor.

[sanicspeed]

And that, I would like to avoid. I'm more of a nerd than a fighter. I'd probably lose in an instant.

[boneafide]

You can be a nerd and a fighter!

But I understand. Not everyone is made for fighting!! And she's super tough.

[sanicspeed]

Let me guess. She's your boss.

[boneafide]

How'd you know?!

[sanicspeed]

You're the type that doesn't like to insult someone. So that means you'd compliment your boss to hell and back.

...most normal people wouldn't.

[boneafide]

Well, you're right in that I don't like to insult anyone, ever!

But of course I'd compliment Undyne, even if she wasn't my boss! She's an amazing friend, chef, and Captain! Anyone who works under Undyne I'm sure feels the same!

[sanicspeed]

Are we talking 'Iron Chef' quality or what? This is pretty important.

[boneafide]

Yes, sure!

...What's an Iron Chef?

[sanicspeed]

It's a competitive cooking show that airs on TV.

[boneafide]

... WHAT!!!!

THAT'S A REAL THING??? OH MY GOD!!!

[sanicspeed]

Is that really a surprise to you? There's a TV show for practically everything these days.

[boneafide]

[Yo, he's from a place where they have like literally one celebrity. That's it. And that celebrity is the star of every TV show. Like all six of their TV shows. ]

YES!!! Oh my god!! I need to see this!! I can't believe the Surface has TV shows about fighting while cooking!! That is perfect for Undyne and I!!

[sanicspeed]

Oh man...what kind of monster have I unleashed?

[boneafide]

THE KIND THAT LOVES COOKING SHOWS!!

[Sorry, he doesn't fully get what "unleashing a monster" kind of line since... he literally... is one.]

[sanicspeed]

Maybe I'll have to find a way to show you Cutthroat Kitchen too.

[boneafide]

WOWIE, these cooking shows sound so brutal!! This sounds almost like MTTV's show, Cooking With A Killer Robot! Human TV sounds amazing!!