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[ Wherever Undyne is, there's a good view of the lake. She's had her ups and downs lately, but at the moment, she's looking very up, with a grin of excessively sharp and almost shark-like teeth. ]

So ALASTAIR doesn't want to lead us. Or help us out on missions. Or do anything even a little bit helpful for us! Maybe if they did, people wouldn't end up dead.

[ There's an I told you so in there somewhere, though she's probably not alone. After talking to Uruz and some of the other more tenured ALASTAIR employees, it seems like they're on their own to keep things together from now on. Those evaluations stung her hard, because she knows she can be part of something better. But this isn't the Underground, and King Asgore's not here to call the shots. And if ALASTAIR won't do it either, then who will? ]

So that means we have to help ourselves. We're gonna have to find a better way of making decisions as a unit. If everyone just does whatever they want, then we're going to keep getting a 6 out of 10! I want 10 out of 10 next time, or maybe even 11 out of 10!

If we work together, we can make it happen and get perfect marks. So, let's hear it! I know there are some other leader types out there. Wasn't someone else asking about that before?! But I already know how I'd do it, but I wanna know how you would do it!

[ Well. It's worthy a try, anyway. If nothing else, Papyrus will probably be proud of her... ]

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I care!!

[ Duh. ]

And I care what I think too, and I think we need direction and leadership!

Okay, so here's my vote: anyone but Gilgamesh.

Well yeah, you don't need to say it! It's just obvious!

[ But... ]

A vote could work?! But someone would have to take all the votes.

Oh my god, if this turns into politics I'm outta here. We should do something nice and not insanely boring like an arm wrestling contest.

Arm wrestling?! Only if you want to lose!

[ She's not going to argue politics though. She's not much for them either, just action. ]

Hell no, I'm so not in the running.

[ a beat ]

But on the other hand, I'd totally win if I was and we arm wrestled for it.

Is that a challenge?!

[ No really, she's not sure if she's being challenged or what, but she wasn't even trying to start a fight this time! ]

If you think you'd stand a chance. Otherwise I'm pretty much just bragging. Either works for me!

Of course I'd stand a chance! You're the one who wouldn't stand a chance.

Alright—kitchen, five minutes. Let's go.

Alright, you're on! Get ready to go down!

--so what do I get when I win?!

Name a prize! I already got one in mind for me.

...what do you have in mind??

[ This is kind of putting her on the spot! Even though she... put herself on the spot. ]

Oh, you know, not too much, just a quick kiss. [ it is basically her default request from anyone attractive, this is fine right?? ]

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Congratulations on signing your own death warrant.

Aw, hey buddy! Charming as ever. You're gonna do great in the polls.

They will never find your body, woman.

[Shockingly, however, this sounds more deadpan than deadly. Like somebody's pouting rather than plotting murder.]

Yeah right, you'd miss me too much.

YOU THREW ME INTO A CHIMERA!!

[...]

INTO MORE THAN ONE CHIMERA!!

[...yeah, he's still sore about that.]

Only cuz I knew you could take it, big guy!

You won't charm your way out of this...!

Are you kidding? Have you met me? You'll come around.

To disemboweling you? Most likely.

Aw, you can't be that mad. I'm sure you've been through worse! You're like a million years old or something, right?

[Gilgamesh has mysteriously stopped responding. It has nothing at all to do with the fact he's an enormous manchild about his age.]

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