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The Grizzly's Sin of Sloth, Fairy King Harlequin ([personal profile] agrizzlysin) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-03-15 10:38 pm

video; un: king

[Although the video is intentional, King clearly doesn't have much experience with a camera, let alone one contained in a pinkie ring. The video tops out at King's nose and is mostly taken up by his uniform. Behind him are the familiar halls that house everyone's rooms. As he floats down the halls like it's the normal thing to do, he addresses his audience.]

The dungeons... were where new arrivals found themselves during the exam. Including me. [A short pause, punctuated by King's frown.] Has anyone else been down there since the exam ended? I've been trying to memorize as much of the layout of Oska as I can; I don't want to be surprised like that again. But there's one room in the dungeons that doesn't make sense. Even beyond everything else.

[He sighs as he turns a corner, approaching the door to his own room. The video adjusts somewhat, revealing perplexed eyes.]

It's full of nothing but mirrors that don't reflect what's in front of them. They reflect just about everything else though. I swear I even saw... [King shakes his head.] If anyone has knowledge regarding this room, I'd like to hear it.

Honestly, an entire room filled with so much of the same thing... What's the point? It's like someone's trying to create a bad atmosphere.

[By now, King's pushing open the door to his temporary living quarters. Only, what greets him isn't the same old decor as everyone else's rooms. It's a room filled to the brim with cushions. Stacks upon stacks upon stacks of cushions. Just cushions. Nothing useful, nothing helpful, nothing of any material value. Just cushions... and Ban.

King's already troubled expression turns ice cold. Ban just waves drunkenly.

Before the obvious culprit can open his mouth, the view of the camera shifts, and a sudden arm movement leaves the screen blurry. When the view steadies itself, it's just in time for everyone watching to witness an ornate spear fly straight through Ban's chest. Blood splatters, but King's already returned his attention to the video.
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That's all I wanted to know.

[As King fiddles with the ring in an attempt to end this lovely discourse, one last grumble can be heard. But this time, it's Ban's voice.]

Is that any way to greet a comrade? You're gonna get bloooood~ on the cushions!

I don't care. I'm not the one who's gonna clean this up.

[Click.]
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-03-17 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[There was a choking, retching noise as Ban's chest simply opened and blood burst out of his mouth. He was already recovering, but there was definitely blood everywhere.]

Who's talkin' about respect, King-Baby?

[The savage grin he wore was proof--that was King's new formal address.]

It's just my buddy being weirded out!
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least the weapon is no longer piercing straight through Ban's chest... Although still... so much blood. Papyrus puts a hand over his mouth, looking a little green. How does a skeleton look green?? The same way one blushes, apparently. ]

Th... Thank you for... taking that back out, King...

[ The "baby" part remains left off this time, as he's trying to be a little serious while suppressing the urge to throw up. ]

You're okay, right Ban?
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-03-17 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Haaaaah?!

[Ban threw a pillow at King and threw himself back into the pile of pillows, his own jewel lighting up to respond in video, rather than keeping himself in the back of King's feed.]

Don't use that rude, nonchalant voice with him, alriiiight~? Papyrus deserves better treatment than that.
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-17 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ban!! You didn't answer me!!

[He knows the other is probably okay. But he always acts so unflappable!! He wants to make sure!]

And it's alright! We're friends too! I met him in a dungeon. The second best place to meet new friends!
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-03-18 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Huuuh. [It was odd that he agreed with Papyrus. A dungeon WAS a good place to meet a friend, really. That was where he met Meliodas.]

I'm fiiine. [He lifted the jewel to show his bare chest--where blood was absolutely absent from him. His chest was closed up and healed. There wasn't any hint he had ever been injured.]

Seeee~? It isn't like I could be killed.
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-18 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true. Ban's injury is entirely gone at this point.]

But it still hurt, didn't it?
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-03-18 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ban's smile was questionable at best.]

Does it matter~?
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-18 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It matters to me!
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-03-18 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine! If it's just me, that isn't exactly a big deaaal!
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, but I wanted to hear it from you that you were okay.
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-03-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. [A hum left Ban's throat.

Yeah, that was why Papyrus was his friend.]


Well, there's no point in worrying youuuu~.
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-18 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet I have the feeling that you would worry me intentionally if it were for the sake of teasing me, somehow.
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-03-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Kahahah~! Don't give it away so quickly, you!

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there. you found my love

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im so touched...

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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't have to thank me, we're friends!

[Which might be a shock to King that Ban actually Has Friends.]

Do you two know each other...??
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-18 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I'm glad someone from Ban's world has shown up finally! I know he hasn't said anything, but I think he's happy you're around, even if you're very stabby.

[Papyrus knows Ban well enough now to embarrass him from afar. One will discover this is a talent of his.]

Please take care of him without so much blood next time!!
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-19 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sleeps what off??

[Is Ban drunk, because Papyrus can't tell, having pretty much only known Ban drunk. ]
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-22 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
But doesn't he just start drinking again when he wakes up?
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-23 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I may not have known Ban as long as you!

But I am very sure that isn't going to stop him.

Regardless! It isn't hurting anyone if he drinks, is it? And he seems less sad when he does, so I think we should just let him!

[ This is probably not the best advice. ]
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[personal profile] boneafide 2016-03-27 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't actually hurting you though.

[You stabbed HIM, King!! ]

You are fortunate to say that to me, because I am willing to do that! Not that he is a burden, but I do know how to take care of him when he's like this, if you don't want to!

[This is some real Friendship right here. Willing to babysit drunk Ban. ]

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