heavyhitter: (a smile safe crackers understand)
ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-03-29 10:20 pm

text, @TARANTO

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.
adoube: (how much I love you)

[personal profile] adoube 2016-04-02 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)


You don't even know what a horse is like............. a horse could certainly do that!

adoube: (Default)

[personal profile] adoube 2016-04-02 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)


I know what you're like: humanoid. The majority of ALASTAIR recruits are h u m a n o i d. Your abilities fall in a constricted range.

A horse is muchmuchmuch more impressive!

adoube: (vroooooooom)

[personal profile] adoube 2016-04-02 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)


Mmmmm.... you could be impressive too... if you grew very v e r y big......... and came with reins!

adoube: (dum de dum di di di dum)

[personal profile] adoube 2016-04-02 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)


It wouldn't hurt if you could transport people too..............

Edited 2016-04-02 18:54 (UTC)
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[personal profile] queenofsalt 2016-04-02 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[By Faranth's first egg, not this again!]

If you're so well sheltered, I'll know not to intrude.

[personal profile] blacksilk 2016-04-02 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Good afternoon. [He imposed himself as much as one might have expected from someone with an informal invitation. Chrollo pulled a stool aside so he could sit. The seats were made for much smaller creatures though it didn't seem all that much unfair. He had seen Kortopi bear the burden of sitting in chairs and behind tables overly large for him. He could stick with that burden awhile.]

You've certainly got my number. I figured it would be fun to give it a try. [Smiling, Chrollo admitted--]

Though, I'm not sure I can beat your excitement.
adoube: (it looked like chocolate)

you wish X(

[personal profile] adoube 2016-04-02 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)


On your back??





[ Moe Disney Princess Dio Eraclea is intrigued. ]

adoube: (how much I love you)

[personal profile] adoube 2016-04-02 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)


I accept a ride.

selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Sunday.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2016-04-02 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh! Now I've learned my lesson! I'm disinclined from telling you fun, sparkly, unicorn-balloon funtimes ever again. :(
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[personal profile] dbag 2016-04-02 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah, pretty much. I'm kind of great at that. AND I'm one of the few people who know what computers are, that's gotta count for something.
wardance: (♯i was 12 of course i was lying.)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-04-02 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Walking on it.
weirdologist: ([64])

[personal profile] weirdologist 2016-04-02 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Several, actually. Mostly involving exorcisms but there was a category one that followed me around for a while.
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[personal profile] dbag 2016-04-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Right??? THANK YOU for the appreciation. I, for one, am tired of everyone screaming at technology like a caveman discovering fire.

[ It's not the tech they dislike, it's that he lopped his arm off for no reason BUT WHATEVER same diff. ]

There may not be computers, but I have something better. ...Comparable. I mean it's apples and oranges really, ANYWAY it's a robot. He could at least fly over the water to contact the other islands. I think.
wardance: a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow? (♯do you think my job would send me for)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-04-03 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

But, what are furries?

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