text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

Comments

[defenceless]

That's rude. Who are you, to say something like that?

[nichocolatine]

Y'know you could probably melt that gold yourself with all that fire you got
But c'mon
Even you gotta admit this ain't exactly a normal conversation

1/2

[defenceless]

That doesn't mean you have to call me crazy.

[...]

2/2 i'm so sorry

[defenceless]

If you're into "fiery" girls, I'm not interested.

1/2 ...the sorry one is i

[nichocolatine]

Shit you're a girl?

2/2

[nichocolatine]

[ ... oh well ]

Anyway I didn't technically call ya crazy just that you were getting there
So does that mean I still get to know what kinda gold you got??

ah.............

[defenceless]

Of course I'm a girl!

[she thinks her name is self-explanatory.]

Well, let's start here. How familiar are you with fairy tales?

it's actually not as bad as it could have been

[nichocolatine]

[ he comes from magical made up europe (?) where a name like "badou nails" is commonplace, what does he know from "rin" ]

Once upon a time some kid did something they weren't supposed to do
And then they paid for it
Also, magic and maybe a talking animal if you're lucky
Am I close?

well i can believe that

[defenceless]

Good enough.

Okay, I have a magical swan.

wow...

[nichocolatine]

[ he'll go ahead and connect the dots for you, rin ]

Holy shit ya got a golden swan?!

[ why how who when also where can he get one ]

;-;

[defenceless]

How did you know it was golden?!

shouldn't i be the one crying!

[nichocolatine]

Lucky guess
You really gonna melt a swan
Seems kinda cold
Hope you didn't name it yet

we can both cry

[defenceless]

N-No, not the swan!

Look, if I tell you, do you promise to keep it hush-hush?

oh ok... sobs grossly

[nichocolatine]

[ if only she could see the grin on his face. ]

Honey my business' all about secrets

[ mostly in using them as leverage for profit but DETAILS... ]

sobs with you

[defenceless]

My name's not "Honey".

[forgive her, badou.

she's like 17.]

creates a beautiful river if crystalline tears, also 1/2

[nichocolatine]

[ ... ]

2/2

[nichocolatine]

[ jfc ]

Tohsaka Rin, my business' all about secrets

1/2 i want rin to make badou cry now

[defenceless]

That's better.

2/2 - private filtered

[defenceless]

I'm going to lock the conversation, because you never know who is reading.

Oh, that reminds me. First, let me say that if you steal my swan you're going to regret it, so don't even think about it.

wow?!

[nichocolatine]

I steal information, not swans
Also, I don't steal

[ it's not stealing if you get paid for it, right? right. ]

dealwithitrinversion.gif

[defenceless]

[if someone pays him to steal her swan, he's still getting killed.]

Don't spread the information, either.

snaps her thighhighs >:'c

[nichocolatine]

Kinda got that from the private feed, yeah

[ c'mon rin give him some credit... ]

lewd, badou

[defenceless]

[no]

My golden swan laid a golden egg.

no ur 2 young

[nichocolatine]

[ what a rude ]

Well shit
I mean — not that that matters here or anything
But if it did, you'd be rollin' in it

yeah she's jailbait in fact right

[defenceless]

What? They don't take gold?!

[clearly the most important consideration here is whether or not the deer people will accept her gold.]