text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

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[babbylon]

[Stammering:]

And for what do I owe?!

LAUGHING TBH

[defenceless]

[without missing a beat:]

I allowed you to touch me.

[babbylon]

[SOUNDS OF SHIT BEING THROWN AROUND T B Q H]

THAT DOESN'T COUNT! THAT NEVER COUNTED! YOU CAN'T EMPLOY THAT AGAINST ME!

because you're up and i know it

[defenceless]

Oh, it doesn't count, hmmm? I wonder if that sort of argument would work against Archer... especially when I can describe it, and you even ran fingers through my hair and brushed my palm...

[babbylon]

THAT

[babbylon]

WAS

[babbylon]

PRIVATE!!!

[defenceless]

[it's kind of hilarious when he's upset.]

How scandalous, Gilgamesh. Have you chosen to romance me? With this outburst of reaction, it's troubling.

[babbylon]

[MUTTERMUTTERMUTTER]

It is more accurate to say I do not wish to endure the daggers in my back that would likely result from a fellow Servant noticing I pay you an increased degree of attention and favor, compared to prior interactions.

[...which is an awfully long way of saying shit, Archer's going to realize he's paying for nothing now.]

[anti_altruisms]

[ You're damn right he is, especially since none of this conversation is private.

Keep hanging yourself, Gilgamesh. He's just going to watch. ]

[defenceless]

If you're talking about Archer, he isn't stupid.

[she's smiling so big.]

He already knows about the gems you gave me, and the lion cub.

[babbylon]

[Resigned sighing. You win this round, harpy.]

You two function almost too well together. How terrifying.

[defenceless]

[she is not a harpy!]

That's right. Don't doubt us.

[babbylon]

I won't.

[He will. Just not in a way that's especially dangerous.]

[defenceless]

[and that will be his downfall.]

Are you going to melt my gold for me, anyway?

[babbylon]

For a price.

[What? You think you get all this shit for free now just because he batted eyelashes and held your hand once? Guuuuurl.]

[defenceless]

I told you no!

[not this, again.]

[babbylon]

Then enjoy your worthless paper weights, woman.

[bye felicia]

1/2

[defenceless]

[it's technically "paperweight" because it is one egg.]

—Wait, wait!

2/2

[defenceless]

What do you want...?

[why is she so flustered?]

[babbylon]

What do you offer?

[defenceless]

Th-That's not how this goes! If you say "for a price", that implies you have a certain price in mind!

[babbylon]

Certainly, but I thought it more polite to hear the lady's opinions first.

[defenceless]

Well...

[she can't deny toying with her like this would be according to king gilgamesh's will.

now, let's see.

what would an egotistical, gold-obsessed, extravagant king want most from a young woman?]

I'll spend an evening with you. Dinner, only. And I'll wear my best.

[babbylon]

[...oh. Well, then.]

You must prize your gold quite highly to make me such a [lopsided] unique exchange.