text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

Comments

[boneafide]

OH, GOOD!! I ALWAYS STRIVE TO BE A REAL BONE-A-FIDE SKELETON!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!

[defenceless]

[that was... terrible, but she can't help smiling, anyway...]

Yeah, you do... Worry about learning everything about dates a bit later. When we have a free moment during or after the mission, I'll answer questions for you.

[boneafide]

YOU MUST BE VERY INFORMED ON THE SUBJECT!! I'D BE HONORED TO LEARN FROM A "DATING MASTER"!!

I DO HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR NOW, THOUGH.

[defenceless]

[she's not quite a romantic dating expert, although rin figures she suffices...]

What is that?

[boneafide]

I THINK I MIGHT LEARN BETTER IF YOU TAUGHT BY EXAMPLE!

SO I WAS WONDERING IF, PERHAPS, YOU WOULD GO ON A DATE WITH ME? A TRIAL DATE! FOR PURELY EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

[defenceless]

A... What? A "trial date"?

[is he blushing when he's asking her this...?]

Well, it's true learning through experience is better than just listening and trying to pick everything up.

[what is she doing. what is her life.]

Fine. Consider it done. We'll go on an amazing date in Oska, sometime after I finish my other one.

[boneafide]

OH, THANK YOU!! I'LL BRING A PRESENT, TOO!!

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER DATE AS WELL?? WOWIE, RIN, YOU REALLY ARE SUPER POPULAR!!

[defenceless]

A present... Look, don't stress yourself out over it, okay?

It's a date where my date can't touch me at any point, so it will at least be interesting. I'm hoping.

[boneafide]

OH NO, I ALREADY KNOW WHAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU! WORRY NOT, THE GREAT PAPYRUS ALWAYS HAS A PLAN, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PLAN IS GETTING PEOPLE THINGS.

...LIKE, AS A CHALLENGE, OR IS THIS A PLATONIC DATE?

[defenceless]

A challenge. But don't get the wrong idea, he's not my boyfriend or anything. I'm challenging him to make him suffer as much as possible, so every time he thinks filthy things he stews in his own frustration and never recovers.

[boneafide]

THAT SOUNDS... A LITTLE MANIPULATIVE, BUT ALRIGHT! I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

[defenceless]

Thank you, Papyrus.

Take care.

[heed the message that rin tohsaka emasculates men]