text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

Comments

[defenceless]

You assume I care more about "blowing holes" in things than I do about my gold.

A tracking spell is far too wasteful and would take way too much time to set, even considering if I was up to my normal energy levels. A detonation charm would do just as well.

[evantuality]

And what about, oh I don't know, making the damn thing scream if someone other than you picks it up? Or just gets hot enough to burn a hole in someone's pocket?

Really, this is just self-preservation. I don't want to find out once we get back to Oska that your room is right above mine by coming home to a big old hole in the ceiling or something.

[defenceless]

I am not a weak person, Evan. [implying only wimps wouldn't ensure the criminals acting against them suffer a merciless death...] If you're not prepared for everything, I suggest you work up to that point. It's not my concern to worry about your suitability for ALASTAIR. Are we done, here?

[evantuality]

[On the other end of the network, Evan is scoffing up an amused storm. He does have a moment of pause, though, wondering if perhaps he's gone a sass too far with someone he doesn't actually know all that well. Tone is so hard to read over text.]

Well, I mean, I suppose we may be, now that you've been so kind as to offer warning that I should ward my possessions and room against egregious explosions, just in case.

2/2

[evantuality]

[he considers for a moment after sending the last, and finally decides not to leave it just at that.]

But for real, if you end up holding onto the thing till everyone's powers come back, I can help you with that. I've got zero interest in acquiring gold for myself, but re-shaping it sounds like an interesting problem to tackle.

[defenceless]

So you have special abilities that will help with melting gold...

Interesting. I may hunt you out. Until then? Look alive, recruit.

[evantuality]

[On the other end of the network Evan actually cackles. Immediately hushes himself, but that was definitely a laugh.]

o7