Sanada "OYAKATA-SAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA" Yukimura (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2016-04-17 08:30 pm
dairekka) wrote in futurology2016-04-17 08:30 pm
Entry tags:
- ana ramir (original),
- gilgamesh (fate/),
- gintoki sakata (gintama),
- kida (atlantis),
- kojuro katakura (sengoku basara),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- rhys (borderlands),
- rin tohsaka (fate/),
- sanada yukimura (sengoku basara),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler)
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[Okay. This isn't hard. He's stuck here... and... there's no real way back so the best option is to work with this ALASTAIR ... clan? Clan. In order to fix issues in different places...
... and this ear cuff will let him talk to people but he has no idea how. Jewelry doesn't let you talk to people?? Talking to people lets you talk to people??
Carefully and very tentatively, like he's worried the communicator is about to leap out at him and grab him, Yukimura sets the little ear cuff communicator on the ground in front of him and crouches down in so he's eye level with it. Enjoy the overabundance of red.]
...
[He takes a deep breath. He was told he could talk to people, but he can't see anyone so... he'll have to speak loudly so he can be heard.
Brace yourself, Futurology.]
HELLO?
[... Nothing.]
HELLO, ARE YOU ABLE TO HEAR ME THROUGH THIS PIECE OF JEWELRY?
[Still nothing?? This is concerning him. Is he alone here, other than the man who had spoken to him when he first arrived? What should he do in this situation? Begin a scouting mission to search out any signs of life? Or should he continue shouting through this piece of jewelry he doesn't really believe is doing what he was told it would do.
...
Option B it is.]
I AM WORRIED THAT THIS JEWELRY IS NOT DOING WHAT I WAS TOLD IT WOULD, AND THAT I WILL FIND MYSELF AT A COMMUNICATION DISADVANTAGE IF THIS DOES NOT WORK. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? [He reaches out and taps on the side of the cuff, shaking the image rather violently.] ANYBODY?
[TAP. TAP. TAP.
BEEP.]
... [He leans forwards, almost conspiratorially and whispers....] Hello?
[... Someone help this poor, unsuspecting loser out. Please. For the sake of your eardrums if nothing else.]
... and this ear cuff will let him talk to people but he has no idea how. Jewelry doesn't let you talk to people?? Talking to people lets you talk to people??
Carefully and very tentatively, like he's worried the communicator is about to leap out at him and grab him, Yukimura sets the little ear cuff communicator on the ground in front of him and crouches down in so he's eye level with it. Enjoy the overabundance of red.]
...
[He takes a deep breath. He was told he could talk to people, but he can't see anyone so... he'll have to speak loudly so he can be heard.
Brace yourself, Futurology.]
HELLO?
[... Nothing.]
HELLO, ARE YOU ABLE TO HEAR ME THROUGH THIS PIECE OF JEWELRY?
[Still nothing?? This is concerning him. Is he alone here, other than the man who had spoken to him when he first arrived? What should he do in this situation? Begin a scouting mission to search out any signs of life? Or should he continue shouting through this piece of jewelry he doesn't really believe is doing what he was told it would do.
...
Option B it is.]
I AM WORRIED THAT THIS JEWELRY IS NOT DOING WHAT I WAS TOLD IT WOULD, AND THAT I WILL FIND MYSELF AT A COMMUNICATION DISADVANTAGE IF THIS DOES NOT WORK. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? [He reaches out and taps on the side of the cuff, shaking the image rather violently.] ANYBODY?
[TAP. TAP. TAP.
BEEP.]
... [He leans forwards, almost conspiratorially and whispers....] Hello?
[... Someone help this poor, unsuspecting loser out. Please. For the sake of your eardrums if nothing else.]
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But... that sort of thing is supposed to be something intimate and physical?! How can that happen over this sort of device?
[Oh Yukimura...]
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"That sort of thing" is about whatever's fun, you don't have to have someone else right there with you. It's all part of the experience.
Hold up, though, someone's gonna come in and tell me about how there's kids around if I go into too much detail. How good's your imagination?
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Ah... ... I... ??
[NO THANKS HE'S PERFECTLY OKAY. And doesn't really have much to go off of imagination wise, sob.]
I have an understanding of the sort of thing that occurs...? [He has a vague idea of why people visit the pleasure districts but no in depth knowledge about what occurs there. Sasuke has referenced enough at the expense of Yukimura's composure that he's not COMPLETELY clueless but... it's nothing he's done himself.]
no subject
Yeah, that’s a start. Stick around me, though, and you’ll have way more than an understanding. It's basically contagious.
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... I... think I will be fine as I am, thank you for your offer.
[AbortabortabortAbortAbortmission.]
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... I will do my best to defy your prediction.
[By putting his hands over his ears and LA LA LA LA LA-ING whenever something sexual crops up.]