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[Okay. This isn't hard. He's stuck here... and... there's no real way back so the best option is to work with this ALASTAIR ... clan? Clan. In order to fix issues in different places...

... and this ear cuff will let him talk to people but he has no idea how. Jewelry doesn't let you talk to people?? Talking to people lets you talk to people??

Carefully and very tentatively, like he's worried the communicator is about to leap out at him and grab him, Yukimura sets the little ear cuff communicator on the ground in front of him and crouches down in so he's eye level with it. Enjoy the overabundance of red.]

...

[He takes a deep breath. He was told he could talk to people, but he can't see anyone so... he'll have to speak loudly so he can be heard.

Brace yourself, Futurology.]

HELLO?

[... Nothing.]

HELLO, ARE YOU ABLE TO HEAR ME THROUGH THIS PIECE OF JEWELRY?

[Still nothing?? This is concerning him. Is he alone here, other than the man who had spoken to him when he first arrived? What should he do in this situation? Begin a scouting mission to search out any signs of life? Or should he continue shouting through this piece of jewelry he doesn't really believe is doing what he was told it would do.

...

Option B it is.]

I AM WORRIED THAT THIS JEWELRY IS NOT DOING WHAT I WAS TOLD IT WOULD, AND THAT I WILL FIND MYSELF AT A COMMUNICATION DISADVANTAGE IF THIS DOES NOT WORK. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? [He reaches out and taps on the side of the cuff, shaking the image rather violently.] ANYBODY?

[TAP. TAP. TAP.

BEEP.]

... [He leans forwards, almost conspiratorially and whispers....] Hello?

[... Someone help this poor, unsuspecting loser out. Please. For the sake of your eardrums if nothing else.]

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[ why this? ]

Stop.

[ some of us are trying to die in peace. ]

Oh my god, you're killing me. When you're doing a broadcast you say all your shit then hear back from people, chill out!

[ this is the most inadvertently helpful she's been in a long time, apparently the way to go is shrieking at her ]

[surprisingly—though she does have her hands clapped to her head and her cheeks are red (from irritation?)—rin doesn't seem all that disturbed by the commotion.]

Hey, hey, calm down... If you need someone to talk you through how to use it, I will, so calm down. —Don't worry. You're not alone.

[ everyone else might be fearful of the state of their hearing, but right now this is like the hills being alive with the fucking sound of music to one Date Masamune, okay. Even if back home he'd tell him to shut up, things suddenly take on a very different tune when deep rives for six plus months. ~~aka placeholder while I eat dinner aha.~~ ]

[ That, wow--she didn't need that headache, thank you no thank you. ]

Ah, cease your shouting!

Indeed. Hello.

[Is Gilgamesh the only one not bothered by this? Gilgamesh appears to be the only one not bothered by this. Except Masamune, who's currently having a meltdown. Poor Masamune. Pray for him if you can, everyone. But no, Gilgamesh being rather noisy himself, he adjusts easily enough to the disoriented hollering. Perhaps a little too easily.]

As you've already discerned, we can hear you. Do introduce yourself, then, we all eagerly await the identity of this communications mastermind.

[...was that sarcasm? Maybe just a little.]

Oi, Sanada, stop yelling.

[Waiiiit. That's like telling the ocean to stop being wet. Also, shit, Yukimura's here, something's probably going to get wrecked, isn't it?]

Just talk to it, everyone'll hear you just fine.

Can you stop?

[Covering her ears isn't being dramatic, it's a defense mechanism in an attempt to save her hearing.]

We hear you.

[Now kindly shut up.]

....Sanada? [I mean he'd recognize that yelling anywhere so it's not actually a question, he's just surprised.

Then he realizes that there's basically no chance Masamune missed that, and while normally he'd let you two fight it out, people are doing things with explosives around here.]

Shit.

[who will find Masamune first???]

_{[ Look at this fucking genius. A lazy sounding voice drawls out from the jewelry: ]}

It's also a rice cooker.
_{[ Let's see if he goes for it. ]}

[ while that may have... hurt... a little, olivia can only empathize, tbh. she's generally pretty empathetic to begin with, but technology woes are things she has also struggled with as well. ]

Oh gosh, it's even worse when it comes to the 'texting' function!

[ she sighs, putting a hand to her cheek in misery. ]

Having a device that can read and put your thoughts into words is just too much!

[ He's way late to this, but that would be because a certain retainer actually not only managed to track him down before he found Yukimura but caught him and dragged him back to his origin point, all the while reminding this Date lord to behave himself. This isn't the time for shit-kicking to their hearts desire with their abilities nerfed and unpredictable and explosive things around. You're the head of the Date clan. he had quite said stiffly, which was Kojuro's way of telling him to act like it, especially in front of others.

So, either Kojuro got tired of Masamune's whining or Masamune managed to be convincing enough that Kojuro felt he could at least pretend Masamune might listen for longer than five seconds.

But, no, he'll keep it down. Look, Kojuro, he's behaving. ]

Yo, Sanada Yukimura~! I really was starting to think you were going to make me wait forever.

[Do excuse the young girl just... blatantly just staring at the video, not at all hiding that she's sizing a certain man up.]

So you are Sanada Yukimura?

[Masamune's reaction said "yes", but... she hadn't been sure what to expect.]

Hello, [Insert Username Here]. You have reached ALASTAIR (magi)tech support. Due to your loud-ass shouting, we have concluded you're having trouble with this device. For further assistance, please explain your issues as loudly as you feel like.

DON'T DO THAT AGAIN. Some of us prefer to have our eardrums remain INTACT

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