Sanada "OYAKATA-SAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA" Yukimura (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2016-04-17 08:30 pm
dairekka) wrote in futurology2016-04-17 08:30 pm
Entry tags:
- ana ramir (original),
- gilgamesh (fate/),
- gintoki sakata (gintama),
- kida (atlantis),
- kojuro katakura (sengoku basara),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- rhys (borderlands),
- rin tohsaka (fate/),
- sanada yukimura (sengoku basara),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler)
video | un: yukimura
[Okay. This isn't hard. He's stuck here... and... there's no real way back so the best option is to work with this ALASTAIR ... clan? Clan. In order to fix issues in different places...
... and this ear cuff will let him talk to people but he has no idea how. Jewelry doesn't let you talk to people?? Talking to people lets you talk to people??
Carefully and very tentatively, like he's worried the communicator is about to leap out at him and grab him, Yukimura sets the little ear cuff communicator on the ground in front of him and crouches down in so he's eye level with it. Enjoy the overabundance of red.]
...
[He takes a deep breath. He was told he could talk to people, but he can't see anyone so... he'll have to speak loudly so he can be heard.
Brace yourself, Futurology.]
HELLO?
[... Nothing.]
HELLO, ARE YOU ABLE TO HEAR ME THROUGH THIS PIECE OF JEWELRY?
[Still nothing?? This is concerning him. Is he alone here, other than the man who had spoken to him when he first arrived? What should he do in this situation? Begin a scouting mission to search out any signs of life? Or should he continue shouting through this piece of jewelry he doesn't really believe is doing what he was told it would do.
...
Option B it is.]
I AM WORRIED THAT THIS JEWELRY IS NOT DOING WHAT I WAS TOLD IT WOULD, AND THAT I WILL FIND MYSELF AT A COMMUNICATION DISADVANTAGE IF THIS DOES NOT WORK. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? [He reaches out and taps on the side of the cuff, shaking the image rather violently.] ANYBODY?
[TAP. TAP. TAP.
BEEP.]
... [He leans forwards, almost conspiratorially and whispers....] Hello?
[... Someone help this poor, unsuspecting loser out. Please. For the sake of your eardrums if nothing else.]
... and this ear cuff will let him talk to people but he has no idea how. Jewelry doesn't let you talk to people?? Talking to people lets you talk to people??
Carefully and very tentatively, like he's worried the communicator is about to leap out at him and grab him, Yukimura sets the little ear cuff communicator on the ground in front of him and crouches down in so he's eye level with it. Enjoy the overabundance of red.]
...
[He takes a deep breath. He was told he could talk to people, but he can't see anyone so... he'll have to speak loudly so he can be heard.
Brace yourself, Futurology.]
HELLO?
[... Nothing.]
HELLO, ARE YOU ABLE TO HEAR ME THROUGH THIS PIECE OF JEWELRY?
[Still nothing?? This is concerning him. Is he alone here, other than the man who had spoken to him when he first arrived? What should he do in this situation? Begin a scouting mission to search out any signs of life? Or should he continue shouting through this piece of jewelry he doesn't really believe is doing what he was told it would do.
...
Option B it is.]
I AM WORRIED THAT THIS JEWELRY IS NOT DOING WHAT I WAS TOLD IT WOULD, AND THAT I WILL FIND MYSELF AT A COMMUNICATION DISADVANTAGE IF THIS DOES NOT WORK. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? [He reaches out and taps on the side of the cuff, shaking the image rather violently.] ANYBODY?
[TAP. TAP. TAP.
BEEP.]
... [He leans forwards, almost conspiratorially and whispers....] Hello?
[... Someone help this poor, unsuspecting loser out. Please. For the sake of your eardrums if nothing else.]
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But yeah, that's good. Way better than yelling at your... necklace or, I don't know, whatever you have.
[ He has a man-ring, it's fucking swag. ]
he's back on video sorry rhys
I will do my best to keep my volume at a more acceptable level from now on.
[Pause.]
Also, I have a wrist cuff! It seems quite convenient, now I examine it in more detail. It will fit snugly and safely on my wrist.
noooooooooooooooooooo
[ The bullshit detector is off the charts right now. ]
So. Bye.
Lemme know if you have any problems with your - IDK what we're calling these things, jewelputers? I'm calling them jewelputers - jewelputer. Uh if you can't figure out how to message me, my name's Rhys and I'm the best dressed guy here, you'll know how to find me.
jazzhands
I... see. I will keep you in mind if I am having issues with the, um, jewelputer device. Thank you for you offer.
[Regardless, he's polite.]
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