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[hellshaped]

OK this is extremely bad and I need help immediately, I found where they're keeping the missing deer

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[hellshaped]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

They were alive when I ran out of there, but I don't know how long that'll last. I'm hoping we can get to them before they go full Jonestown.

[figureitout]

dude, this has been a show of literally nothing but bad news since I got here so, you know, don't stress it

and actually that is some good news, so what's the plan? I mean, how are we getting them out of there without all of us ending up with 100% less skin and heartbeat?

[hellshaped]

I'm not really a strategist. Go in, guns a-blazing is the best I got.

[figureitout]

that is literally the worst plan I have ever heard of. but, hey, good luck not getting killed!

[hellshaped]

How can it be the worst if it's not even a plan?

[figureitout]

well if we say plans are graded from 1 percent to a 100 percent, "no plan" would be a 0

or -100, whichever.

but, hey, if it works, I'm not complaining!

[hellshaped]

It usually does.

[figureitout]

Awesome, then go for it, dude.

... do you happen to have any idea why they wanted the deer people? some future sacrificial stock?

[hellshaped]

[Ah. That's a sobering turn.]

That's my guess. That's why it's important we get in there before they get to it.

[figureitout]

yeah.

I'd say "godspeed" but that seems a bit, uh, not exactly appropriate for the situation, so. Good luck.

[hellshaped]

I'll take what I can get at this point.