MASS TEXT; USERNAME: HAWKEYE

[strictdiscipline]

[In the end, she opts for the efficiency of a brief written message. (The message functionality of the jewelry still amazes her from time to time, but she's becoming increasingly fond of how fast it makes communication with others.)]

My name is Riza Hawkeye. I'm a military officer from the nation of Amestris. [Vague credentials, for anyone that really needs them.] There are a lot of us here gathered from different places and times, with different skills and areas of knowledge. I've spoken with a few others and we've agreed it would be beneficial for all of us to have a database of skills to pull from, both for this mission and otherwise.

[Most likely 'otherwise'; she can't be the only one suspicious of ALASTAIR after what happened in Anwick.]

If you're willing to provide a brief listing of the skills you possess, magical [because that's a thing that exists, apparently??] or otherwise, it would be greatly appreciated. If you're uncomfortable using the communications device I'm also happy to meet with you in person.

[And if you're not willing that's cool too. Everyone's got their secrets.]

Comments

[unoradinary]

but if youve been trainin that means youre ahead of me!!

accept me as your student gin-sensei!!! !!

[naturallywavy]

_{[ GIN-SENSEI. ]}
hey im no teacher i didnt say anything about needing to takw students or anything
dont use so many exclamation points its scary

[unoradinary]

aw man...

[:(]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ oh god he can feel her disappointment.. ]}
you know its the signature attack for those who attended turtle school it just wouldnt be right for me to just teach u that right

what would master roshi think

[unoradinary]

ok hold up
u did NOT attend turtle hermit school

[naturallywavy]

how do u know

[unoradinary]

did u

[naturallywavy]

how else would i know ~*the signature move*~

[unoradinary]

maybe it ISNT the kamehameha
maybe u couldnt learn it

maybe, overcome by your own failure, you gave into your frustration and anger, deciding to steal away into the night and never return
or so they thought
because in actual fact, you established your OWN school of martial arts as a part of your revenge
it was a school of fighting focusing entirely on violence, leaving out all the important junk like peace and love and camaraderie
and then after years of struggling you developed the answer to your problem
and in honour of your failure and inability to succeed, you called it

the can'tmehameha

its probs red instead of blue

[does this count as gintama fanfic]

[naturallywavy]

thats a lot of text i have to read

[unoradinary]

fine
tl;dr ill drop it ok

[naturallywavy]

_{[ what's tl'dr ]}
i could show you some other things if you wanted...
in honor of master roshi the can'tmehameha is gonna have to wait
_{[ he'll enlighten you... see he read some of it.
.. LOOK RANMARU. SOMEBODY TO TRAIN WITH. ]}

[unoradinary]

[BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE WITHOUT CONTEXT!!!]

now we're talkin
cud it be u only reveal your true power when u get fired up

[naturallywavy]

thats exactly it
_{[ just keep digging that hole, Gintoki. ]}

[unoradinary]

OH MAN THOSE GUYS ARE ALWAYS THE STRONGEST ONES
let's fight RIGHT NOW

[naturallywavy]

_{[ GOTTA GO FAST. ]}
do we have to right this instant
i have kidney stones
_{[ I mean, sure, he'll train with her, but he's busy right now ( napping. ) ]}

[unoradinary]

...ok
when ur ready then

[naturallywavy]

kidney stones take awhile to piss out
but ill let you know
_{[ he's interested in training with her if that's what she wants, but just not right now when he is trying to nap. ]}