MASS TEXT; USERNAME: HAWKEYE

[strictdiscipline]

[In the end, she opts for the efficiency of a brief written message. (The message functionality of the jewelry still amazes her from time to time, but she's becoming increasingly fond of how fast it makes communication with others.)]

My name is Riza Hawkeye. I'm a military officer from the nation of Amestris. [Vague credentials, for anyone that really needs them.] There are a lot of us here gathered from different places and times, with different skills and areas of knowledge. I've spoken with a few others and we've agreed it would be beneficial for all of us to have a database of skills to pull from, both for this mission and otherwise.

[Most likely 'otherwise'; she can't be the only one suspicious of ALASTAIR after what happened in Anwick.]

If you're willing to provide a brief listing of the skills you possess, magical [because that's a thing that exists, apparently??] or otherwise, it would be greatly appreciated. If you're uncomfortable using the communications device I'm also happy to meet with you in person.

[And if you're not willing that's cool too. Everyone's got their secrets.]

Comments

[strictdiscipline]

[..........]

I'm not sure I do.

[Know about sword-stealing gorillas, that is.]

Do you have anything else you can use for defense in the meantime?

1.2

[naturallywavy]

ive got guns

2.2

[naturallywavy]

not actual guns
a protagonist body
with guns

i can punch a man if i need to
_{[ smooth ]}

[strictdiscipline]

[hella smooth]

Can I assume you can also kick a man if you need to?

[naturallywavy]

i can rip his b*lls off if i have to

[strictdiscipline]

That won't be necessary, though I appreciate your enthusiam.

[Sort of??]

[naturallywavy]

how do you know that won't be necessary?
theres a lot of weird people here surely somebody will need something like this comin to them

youll know who to call for all your b*ll ripping needs

hey i know how to achieve bankai too
i mean thats sort of a big deal
its just my zanpakuto didnt make it here

_{[ now it just sounds like he's gloating... and none of it is true. ]}

[strictdiscipline]

[.....Say what?]

Bankai?

[naturallywavy]

_{[ swEATING....... ]}
youve gotta be kidding me
_{[ EDUCATE YOURSELVES, YOU JUMP PLEBIANS. ]}

[strictdiscipline]

[WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS]

I'm afraid I'm not.

[Enlighten her...............]

[naturallywavy]

ok its the final form of a zanpakuto youre basically materializing its spirit and it takes 10 years or more to do right and

i can do it its just
a zanjutsu gorilla probably has mine now
_{[ BLAMING THE GORILLA AGAIN. ]}

[strictdiscipline]

[Why always the gorilla

Also this still makes no sense, send help.]

A gorilla has your spirit?