nishishi: youre boring and i really hate that about you ([28])
Monkey D Luffy ([personal profile] nishishi) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-06-25 01:33 am

video; un; CAPTAIN

[The first image you'll get to see on this particular video feed is pretty much a scenic view of someone's nostrils. The individual responsible for such a sight is trying his damndest to figure out how the hell this thing works, how you can send messages or even videos on something that's very pointedly NOT shaped like a snail, and how you even know if it was working or not.

Eventually it seems like he's stopped caring, or decided that on sheer force of will alone that it's working. Because the feed pulls back and you can see this very 'good dog' expression on a very simple-looking man. A scar under his eye, and a rather ratty old straw hat perched atop his head.]


The food's really good here! And I wasn't even yelled at when I ate a lot, either, and I like that. [The feast at the festival hadn't been the most fun, but who needed fun when there was food involved.]

An' yanno what? I don't like being away from my crew an' home, but if there's an adventure--Nihihi, then I guess I don't mind stayin'! around! [And then that 'good dog' expression melts, as if exposed to heat very suddenly. A frown on his face.]

But I don't like this uniform! The arms are too long! I don't have any mobility at all, so I ended up tearin' the sleeves outta them, see? [Look at the mess he's made.] Ne... I guess if anyone's got a needle an' thread, I can try to fix them myself...

...Where's Nami...
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video; un: Prince

[personal profile] diablejambe 2016-06-25 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi, oi. Were you trying to out-eat that shitty kitchen? That food's for all of us, not just you.

[Sanji may have a bone to pick with that kitchen, tbh.

But despite the attempt at scolding, there's a grin pulling at Sanji's lips. He figured Luffy would end up here sooner or later. He just probably should have put money on sooner, knowing the Captain's luck.]
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[personal profile] diablejambe 2016-06-25 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, there's a full grin. As much as Luffy is infuriating, it's hard not to be swept up in his enthusiasm.

(see: every stupid adventure luffy's dragged them into since the baratie, for godsake)]


Just you and Law? If it was just you two, nothing'd ever get done. [He takes a drag of his cigarette, leaning back from the jewel if only to offset how close Luffy's getting to it.] Nami-san's here, too. Everyone else you'll see soon enough.

[Because like hell is he going to ruin the big surprise.]
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[personal profile] diablejambe 2016-06-26 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right, of course you do.

[He's not looking to pick a fight, after all. He's honestly glad to see Luffy again, even if it hasn't been all that long. For him, at least.]

Hey, don't make Nami-san clean up your messes! [he will kick you, Luffy, don't think he won't] If you broke your coat, fix it yourself.

[He smirks at the mention of the others, though.] Franky and the marimo are gonna be pissed when we tell them, huh?

[The surprise you almost ruined down below, c'mon Luffy trust your might-be-a-zombie brother.]
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[personal profile] diablejambe 2016-06-26 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then you should learn to do it better, instead of trying to bother Nami-san with it!

[He is absolutely used to the whining. That's why he responds to it with yelling, like a good crew mate.]

If they're too lazy to get up and follow us here, they deserve to miss out. [Sanji, you all fell through a rift it's not like it was a choice wth]

You at that shitty kitchen, still?
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[personal profile] diablejambe 2016-06-28 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[When has he ever stopped bitching he's been yelling at you and Usopp and Zoro since day one.]

The food's fine. [He waves it off, although he is grinning a bit at the praise.

Even if he knows for a goddamn fact that Luffy would eat a sea urchin whole if someone put it in front of him.]
It's the fact that it keeps shoving food out for no reason.

[THERE'S SO MUCH WASTE HAPPENING IN THERE, LUFFY. IT'S HORRIBLE.]
Edited 2016-06-28 07:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] diablejambe 2016-06-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Like it produces new food every time you turn around. And no one even thought about the leftovers from the feast. Half of what I saw left over doesn't keep, and the other--
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[personal profile] diablejambe 2016-06-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
NO! NO, YOU SHOULDN'T!!

[Be glad he's not near enough to kick you, you idiot.]