VIDEO - un: p. parker ( WATER BALLOON BABY DAYCARE )

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( first things first... this place is freaking cold. Peter isn't as bothered by the elements as he could be, super senses and all that... but he's worried about his squidge, who did only just thaw. Beaker's little face can just barely be seen over the edge of his t-shirt, under his sweatshirt and jacket and every other layer he's got on. he's not asleep, though, he's quiet and curious. not sure what he feels about the world yet. it's cool, it's hard to have a real lock on your understanding of the world when you're a few hours old.

and you'd think having one tiny alien creature to worry about would be enough for anyone. more than enough, in some cases... but apparently, not for Peter Parker. he's worried about the little crowd of unattached squidges that wander off on their own, and tries to stay as close to him as he can, and well, that's not the only thing he's worried about.

he waves to the camera, offering a slight smile. )

Hey. Peter Parker. Still. You guys remember me. ( he is still pretty new as far as the team is concerned, but he's been long enough to know quite a few faces. ) I figure we should talk about the little ... flock? Crowd? Pile? ( who knows the proper terminology for a group of squidges? anybody? Bueller? ) ...the poor little buddies that don't have anybody to look after them. I know they haven't imprinted but that doesn't mean we should just ignore them. I'm willing to keep an eye on them but I'm just one guy, anyone else that wants to help out...

( a pause, and an awkward scratch behind his ear. his glasses are fogging up from the heat of his breath, and he pushes them back up his nose. Beaker stares up at him from the safe alcove of his shirt, watching quietly. )

And... I mean, if you think this is too much, or you don't want to look after yours... let me know. I get it, it's not for everyone. But we can't just leave them, you know? I'll keep an eye out if anyone needs a... squidgesitter. ( HOW MANY SQUIDGES CAN ONE KID WATCH? idk but spidey senses will probably help... right??? ) Anyone who wants to help out, though... yeah. Please. Seriously.

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can they? yeah
do they want to? will they? that i don't know.

( negative, maybe. he's just particularly sensitive to small creatures being left behind. wonder why... )

babysitting an extra squidge or two is worth it, to make sure they always have the care they need

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[ so it's not underestimating the other recruits, but feeling compelled to do as much as he possibly can himself. natasha files that away. ]

I'm sure someone's bound to take you up on it, though I'm sure a fair share are wondering what you get out of it.

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we're a team, right? teamwork isn't about personal gain
unless my kindergarten teacher was totally lying to me back in the day

( a little disarming humor, anyone??? he feels a bit like he's being interrogated, though he's not sure why, so he's obligated to lighten the mood. )

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Not everyone learned their lesson in kindergarten.

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fair, but you are talking to a former kindergarten star
i was line leader of the year, my aunt still has the ribbon for it
when i wasn't leading lines i was learning the value of teamwork, finally i have a chance to put those skills to use

( in fact, he's still pretty new to teamwork. spider-man was kind of a solo act. but he's really trying. does that count for something? )

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They really do give trophies for everything these days.

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can't argue with you there, line leader of the year excluded
i worked hard for that. lots of hands were held

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I'm sure you did a very impressive job.

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thanks, means a lot
if the mission ever comes for keeping orderly lines, you know who to nominate

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Now I see the real reason you're the ideal squidgesitter. Just a bunch of kindergarteners waiting to line up.

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they might need some practice but if there was ever a man for the job, you're looking at him

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Well, I'll be sure to recommend your services to the next hapless parent I see.

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thanks, word of mouth is everything in this business
seriously though, if someone needs some help just let em know and i'll do what i can