recipe oo1 video; UN: Prince

[diablejambe]

[The video opens to a curious little squidge face. At least before he's being picked up placed pointedly on a rock next to a scowling Sanji. There's some muttered grumbling (and a quick wrestling match) between father-figure and squidge as Emergency Rations 2 decides he's not done trying to steal center stage, but it eventually ends with Sanji quite literally drop kicking the armor-plated little brat to the side before turning and giving the broadcast a quick wave.]

Yo, Audentes.

Since it looks like we're almost at the final stop, I have something to propose: [He holds up a finger, grinning around the unlit cigarette in his mouth.] a feast. We've put up with these brats for too long, we all deserve something. And I know some of you idiots probably still haven't adjusted to a vegetarian diet. [Here's looking at you, Monkey D. Luffy.]

Once our group gets to the endpoint, I'll be setting up a few things. So if you have any supplies you want to hand over, I'll make something from them. [He pauses, smirks, and leans towards the jewel.] And if any other cook thinks they can keep up, I won't say no to extra hands.

Let me know if you're planning on bringing anything in particular or have any dietary needs. [There's a quick flash of blue, and Sanji's scowling down at his squidge again-- the damn troublemaker's managed to climb back up and is reaching for the broadcasting ring. Again.] Oi, you shitty cabbage, don't tou--

[Aaaaand that's the end of that.]

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text; un: okami

[whatshimadayou]

The captain claims you are an exceptional cook.
I expect to be impressed.

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[diablejambe]

[nOT YOU AGAIN]

I don't cook to impress idiots.

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[whatshimadayou]

Then I have high expectations.

video; username: baaaan

[perma_banned]

Hmmm~. I'm somethin' of a chef, myself. [Ban stood still in the middle of a field just as Lump ran several circles around him. Ban's cloak blew up each time, the little squidge becoming something of a blur.]

If you need the help.

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[diablejambe]

You are? [Oh, now Sanji's even more curious about this guy.] Seems like there's more than a few in this group. That's good, I was worried some of these idiots wouldn't know how to keep themselves fed if they were locked in a pantry.

[He grins though, actually letting ER2 crawl up to get a better look at the squidge running laps around Ban.]

If I couldn't cook a meal for at least a hundred people at a time, I couldn't call myself a pirate chef. [He reaches up, plucking that unlit cigarette from his mouth and rolling it between his fingers instead.] But it's been a while since I've shared a counter with another chef.

Besides, I think this brat wants to race yours. [He's gesturing towards the little blue squidge zipping back and forth on his end of things. ER2's grown up to be just as competitive as his dad.]

video; un; CAPTAIN

[nishishi]

Do you think anyone's going to have any meat leftover?

[He's Dying.]

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[diablejambe]

Aaaa? Is there something wrong with what you've been eating?

[It's a trap, Luffy. You've walked yourself right into a trap.]

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[strictdiscipline]

[??????????????????? What are you doing to that squidge, Sanji. Never mind the food, there's child abuse that needs to be reported here.]

"Shitty cabbage"?

[She'll get to the dropkicking in a minute.]

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[diablejambe]

[You know, Sanji might have been about to respond to this rationally. But as soon as he sees the visage in front of him, he feels struck down! Feels the ache of an arrow of love and longing deep in his chest, as if cupid himself had pierced his heart with the mere image of the woman in front of him!]

Oh! A cabbage that wilts in the presence of someone who shines so bright. A simple, dull thing that's completely eclipsed by the radiance of--

[He doesn't get to finish, if just because ER2's decided to get some revenge of his own, climbing his dad easily enough with his long arms in order to grab fist fulls of Sanji's hair and yank.]

Ow! OW! YOU LITTLE BRAT!! [... from the delighted squealing of the squidge, this is clearly a regular occurrence.]

video | username: olivia

[winces]

I-I don't know, I wouldn't really call it "putting up" with them...

[ because?? SHE LOVES SAPPHIRE ;n; but she also likes sanji and she doesn't want to insult him and she's not naive enough to not realize that not everyone has had a good experience with these squidges (cough sieglinde cough)...

sooooo let's focus on something else!! ]

But—! If you need any help, Chef, I would love to offer my services.

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[diablejambe]

Ah~! Olivia-chan has such a big heart!

[Sanji looks ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED about everything Olivia's saying, no matter how awkward Olivia might be feeling about it.]

A beauty such as yourself would light up any kitchen. And I could never turn down a lady's offer to help.

text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

holy shit YEAH
throwing in everything i got left, a+ plan

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[diablejambe]

Ah, I see someone knows how to properly plan a feast!

[Unlike most of the other assholes here.]

Any requests?

video: @SERENE

[sereneflame]

[Serene is looking very dubious at that offer]

Do you mean that you intend to create a non-vegetable feast, or that you will be teaching us all to enjoy vegetarian fare cooked by an experienced chef? I still have half of a winefruit, but I will not be contributing it if you'll be tainting everything with dead animals.

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[diablejambe]

[While Sanji is so very tempted to melt all over the vision that's just contacted him, the actual importance behind the food questions are keeping him grounded. For now.]

If you have non vegetables you want put in anything, I'd be happy to cook with it, mademoiselle.

[... Okay, so he had to get a little flirting in.] A cook's job is to be able to keep their crew well-fed and healthy, no matter what ingredients they're working with. If anyone still has meat with them from Oska, I can make sure it stays separate from everything else.

video; @shepherd

[historiology]

A feast?!

[Okay, so Sorey has hardly been starving during all this, thanks to Sanji and Mikleo, but even so, he can't not all but light up at the prospect.

Before quickly deflating a little in concern.]

Cabba--everything okay?

[Please let the goo baby be okay.]

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[diablejambe]

[Oh hey, it's this kid. Even ER2 seems to recognize Sorey, if the way he's suddenly zipping over to try and coo at the transmitted image is any indication.]

What? This idiot? Yeah, he's fine. [Sanji reaches over, poking the little squidge on the side of his head.] He's a thick skinned brat.

[But more importantly...]

But yeah, a feast. [Sanji leans back a little, grinning] Won't be the usual caliber without a good supply of alcohol and a proper kitchen, but with the hell we've all been through with these things, I think a feast is the perfect send off.

[Video | un: tsukuyo]

[sekimorinashi]

I've saved as much from Oska as I could. Think I've still got some meat. Guess I'll hand ya everything.

[ She honestly hasn't eaten much of anything. A feast sounds amazing. ]

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[diablejambe]

Ahhh~ All the ladies here are so resourceful!

[Oh god, this place is amazing. There are so many women here. So many more than there normally are on the sea, at least.

Which is why Sanji is practically steaming hearts from his ears as he leans forward on one hand, grinning like a fool.

... at least until what she was saying really caught up with him.]

Mn, I'd keep from talking about meat too much. I know an idiot who'd act like a wild animal to get some right now.

[Maybe he should just... preemptively beat Luffy up...]

text; un: drdeath

[kikoku]

[How is that little blue thing comparable to a cabbage, seriously. Rather than actually address the point of the broadcast, Law instead chooses to send a rude text message.]

I see you're back in one piece, Black Leg
[Since the last time he saw you properly, you were not. Because of him.]

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[diablejambe]

[The thing is a cabbage as much as Sanji is an eggplant. Don't question him, you bully.

... but you know what? Instead of a proper reply, all Law's going to get in response is a picture of Sanji flipping him off.

TEAMBUILDING WITH SANJI IS A STRANGE THING.]

voice | un: greencyborg

[backthatup]

[ Oh, Sanji. He is onto you. ]

I shall look forward to it, then. I will say to not try to make something that I can, uh, taste. That might not be fair to the others and the limited supplies that we have, but it'll be enjoyable to eat with everyone as we say our farewells.

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[diablejambe]

Oi, oi. What kind of cook would I be if I couldn't make something for everyone with any ingredients?

We'll figure out your damn food. Luffy can have anything that doesn't work out.

video; un: heiwa

[longtempered]

[Man this near-squidge-abuse would be a little concerning, though it looks like the little guy's armored enough to quite literally roll with the blows at least...especially if the way it crops right back up again for more mischief towards the end of the feed is anything to go by.

Still though, he has one pressing issue with this:] Aren't cabbages usually green, though?

[Do you come from a world where blue cabbages are the norm sir....well anyway, that's beside the point. Now that this burning question's out of the way--]

Also, I've also got this thing of milk if you want it. I'm not much of a cook myself, but I know you can use milk in a lot of things, so maybe it'll be handy...

[diablejambe]

[Sanji just makes a noise and rolls his eyes at the cabbage question.]

Depends on how you cook them. [tHAT'S NOT A REASSURING ANSWER???]

Milk? [Wait hold on a second, he's suddenly really interested.] And it hasn't gone bad?

I could definitely make something with that.