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futurology2016-08-27 10:41 am
construing) wrote in futurology2016-08-27 10:41 am
( video | un: 10-65 )
[ on-screen: ( 1 ) gwen stacy, a completely normal college student, wide-eyed, frowning. this is serious. a tragedy in motion. ]
I know we're all busy what with smashing bugs, do they even still count as bugs when you can spike them like a football? [ gwen stacy, asking the tough questions, ] but I have an emergency. See this? [ she holds up a cell phone in front of her face. the background reads "THE MARY JANES." the eagle-eyed will note the battery symbol in the corner: warning red. ]
This is my life. Not only is it my life, it's sitting at less than 10% charge so if I don’t get a charger for it pronto, I will literally die.
[ """""""literally.""""""" ]
Somebody has to have one. Help me, Samsung-Juan, whoever you are. You're my only hope.
[ other people have questions starting with "how" and "why" and "what the actual f—" gwen stacy, however, has #priorities. ]
I know we're all busy what with smashing bugs, do they even still count as bugs when you can spike them like a football? [ gwen stacy, asking the tough questions, ] but I have an emergency. See this? [ she holds up a cell phone in front of her face. the background reads "THE MARY JANES." the eagle-eyed will note the battery symbol in the corner: warning red. ]
This is my life. Not only is it my life, it's sitting at less than 10% charge so if I don’t get a charger for it pronto, I will literally die.
[ """""""literally.""""""" ]
Somebody has to have one. Help me, Samsung-Juan, whoever you are. You're my only hope.
[ other people have questions starting with "how" and "why" and "what the actual f—" gwen stacy, however, has #priorities. ]